Help I need to get rid of a corpse...

[Swales lives]

What's the best way?
I was thinking of using a wood-chipper, like on "Fargo", but it's very noisy.

 

[Warwickhunt]

PIGS

But pull the corpses teeth out first though if it has any, better than sifting through pig shit afterwards for them.

I hope the corpse is ragnorak

 

[Kenny Powers]

Wrap it in chicken wire & dump it (weighted down) in deep, running water, the chicken wire stops any breakaway bits floating off and being discovered at a later date

 

[Anonymous]

air conditioning unit's in asda

 

[WD40]

Place the corpse in a bath, sever the vains at the back of the knees, throat and under the arms and let all the blood drain out. Remove hands, feet and all the teeth, then under the cover of darkness, transfer to the a hire van. Dig the grave, at least 6ft deep and cover in quick lime, backfill, and your problems gone.

 

[Stillsy]

shag it first

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Get it a show on Talksport, it'll be years before anyone notices.

 

[Swales lives]

shag it first

Apart from you, there's some sick fuckers on here.

 

[Anonymous]

What's the best way?
I was thinking of using a wood-chipper, like on "Fargo", but it's very noisy.

i'm coming back martina!

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[paphos-mcfc]

What's the best way?
I was thinking of using a wood-chipper, like on "Fargo", but it's very noisy.

I thought you'd fucked off and said bye-bye? Anyway on topic, concentrate Sulphuric acid or 50 miles out at sea should do the trick.