An old scroll was recently found that actually proves the "last supper" did happen but it infact was a big bukkake party.
Oh, and the "crucifixtion" was actually a kinky sex game that got out of hand. Jesus was an extreme fetishist who loved to be hung up on a giant cross, but he suffocated a la Michael Hutchence
Oh, and the "crucifixtion" was actually a kinky sex game that got out of hand. Jesus was an extreme fetishist who loved to be hung up on a giant cross, but he suffocated a la Michael Hutchence