Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot
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Go as Hitler, no one ever re-invites the guy who dresses up as Hitler!
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How do I get out of this without faking my own death?
- Thread starter SteWadda
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jimharri
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Drastic, but it may just work!ickle~blue said:You could take a laxative say last thing thursday night so she's aware you have a "problem" the next day. Then take several on friday night thus keeping you from leaving the house on saturday for fear of an accident.
Bluemoon115
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Has divorce been mentioned?
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Anonymous
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Ouch! She's got you by the short and curlies our kid. The fact is, from now on when she says it's Christmas, you start putting up the decorations.SteWadda said:It involved lots and lots of beer and a woman’s lips that might have accidentally touched mine.
That's the lips on her face BTW
You'll do well to get past this.
jimharri said:Drastic, but it may just work!ickle~blue said:You could take a laxative say last thing thursday night so she's aware you have a "problem" the next day. Then take several on friday night thus keeping you from leaving the house on saturday for fear of an accident.
Dropping a few tabs in her bedtime cocoa less drastic maybe ?
jimharri
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Hmm. But if she finds out, he's a dead man.ickle~blue said:jimharri said:Drastic, but it may just work!ickle~blue said:You could take a laxative say last thing thursday night so she's aware you have a "problem" the next day. Then take several on friday night thus keeping you from leaving the house on saturday for fear of an accident.
Dropping a few tabs in her bedtime cocoa less drastic maybe ?
Big Svender
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Perfect excuse to purchase a complete City kit. Get it personalized with #45, and you also have an excuse for any bad behavior, as it can be explained as making the costume more believable.
bluebird113
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if you are going to fake an illness take some piccolax the night before to make it look real its a very mild laxative so four sachets should have the desired effect! no make it five
simonk
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we had to go to a party the other week with a Magic theme. I didnt want to go at all but ended up driving. When asked what our magic theme was, my standard reply became - "as soon as the foods out, we are going to fuckin disappear"