How do I get out of this without faking my own death?

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I knew I shouldn't have give too much info away. I wanted advice on how to avoid a party and it's turned into relationship advice.

Me and the Mrs are fine. I just wanted any ideas of avoiding this party while staying in the good books.

The two things are intrisically linked. You said yourself a fancy dress doo is not your thing, she would know this. Its out of the blue. Youve been in the doghouse. Its all linked mate.

 

[xenon_]

You miserable b*st*rd. Fancy dress parties are fucking awesome. Awwww, I wanna go!

 

[SteWadda]

I knew I shouldn't have give too much info away. I wanted advice on how to avoid a party and it's turned into relationship advice.

Me and the Mrs are fine. I just wanted any ideas of avoiding this party while staying in the good books.

The two things are intrisically linked. You said yourself a fancy dress doo is not your thing, she would know this. Its out of the blue. Youve been in the doghouse. Its all linked mate.

It's not out of the blue I've know about it for 2 week and I've not thought of a way out of it. Hence the thread.
Thanks for the advice but it isn't needed.

 

[jimharri]

You miserable b*st*rd. Fancy dress parties are fucking awesome. Awwww, I wanna go!

Ask Wadda if he wouldn't mind you stepping into the breach for him, and escorting Mrs Wadda. Not sure he'll be willing though!

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Ok, see you in a couple of weeks for the 'my mrs got fingerblasted in the disabled bogs by some **** dressed as a ghostbuster while i was at the bar buying her boss a drink' thread.

 

[burning blue soul]

There is a bloke going to this party who fancies your bird. She knows it, she wants you to know it. He's probably tried it on before and been given short thrift, but persists. She needs you to know this to help her square off the fact that youve been tonguing some other bird. If pissed, particularly on wine, she may even engage in some flirting with these bloke to try and some kind of reaction from you. At this point, she will unleash hell and keep on about how she hasnt even done anything BUT you did.
You either take this on the chin and suck it up and go along or you say fuck all that and risk further fall out. Id go with the second ine. Its going tobe a row anyway and i wouldnt go through the motions of giving her the satisfaction of the fancy dress scenario.

We are over the row and have made up and she doesn't drink wine so I should be ok.

so she's a sniff kinda girl then?
careful there mate she will be twirling that spangled cozzie around her head by half 12.
best advice i can give is go as a rastafarian, or if needs must and you resort to desperate measures, push her down the stairs before you are out the front door.
either way it makes no odds to me!

*sniff*

mate of mine went as an upside down xmas tree once..dont know where that gets you though!!!

 

[SteWadda]

You miserable b*st*rd. Fancy dress parties are fucking awesome. Awwww, I wanna go!

Ask Wadda if he wouldn't mind you stepping into the breach for him, and escorting Mrs Wadda. Not sure he'll be willing though!

Maybe he could keep an eye on this bloke my mrs fancies and he fancies her and she wants me to know. Unless he is that bloke and he is trying to trick me.

-- Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:05 pm --

Ok, see you in a couple of weeks for the 'my mrs got fingerblasted in the disabled bogs by some **** dressed as a ghostbuster while i was at the bar buying her boss a drink' thread.

Haha.

I'll be asking question if she has any ectoplasm on her after a visit to the bogs.<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:06 pm --<br /><br />

There is a bloke going to this party who fancies your bird. She knows it, she wants you to know it. He's probably tried it on before and been given short thrift, but persists. She needs you to know this to help her square off the fact that youve been tonguing some other bird. If pissed, particularly on wine, she may even engage in some flirting with these bloke to try and some kind of reaction from you. At this point, she will unleash hell and keep on about how she hasnt even done anything BUT you did.
You either take this on the chin and suck it up and go along or you say fuck all that and risk further fall out. Id go with the second ine. Its going tobe a row anyway and i wouldnt go through the motions of giving her the satisfaction of the fancy dress scenario.

We are over the row and have made up and she doesn't drink wine so I should be ok.

so she's a sniff kinda girl then?
careful there mate she will be twirling that spangled cozzie around her head by half 12.
best advice i can give is go as a rastafarian, or if needs must and you resort to desperate measures, push her down the stairs before you are out the front door.
either way it makes no odds to me!

*sniff*

mate of mine went as an upside down xmas tree once..dont know where that gets you though!!!

She drinks other types of alcohol, just not wine.

 

[xenon_]

You miserable b*st*rd. Fancy dress parties are fucking awesome. Awwww, I wanna go!

Ask Wadda if he wouldn't mind you stepping into the breach for him, and escorting Mrs Wadda. Not sure he'll be willing though!

Maybe he could keep an eye on this bloke my mrs fancies and he fancies her and she wants me to know. Unless he is that bloke and he is trying to trick me.

Shit...

 

[SWP's back]

I knew I shouldn't have give too much info away. I wanted advice on how to avoid a party and it's turned into relationship advice.

Me and the Mrs are fine. I just wanted any ideas of avoiding this party while staying in the good books.

Fake a dose of the shits on the night. Take a book in with you and do a few theatrical moans every now and then for effect. Be a brave little soldier and tell her to go because you don't want to spoil her night and jobs a good un.

Nah he's a miserable ****, I'll go and chaperone his mrs.

 

[glen quagmire]

Ok, see you in a couple of weeks for the 'my mrs got fingerblasted in the disabled bogs by some **** dressed as a ghostbuster while i was at the bar buying her boss a drink' thread.

I am sorry to say, i have only just noticed you recently, but love you all the same.....





























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