How do you like your eggs?

[kaz7]

Cant eat them, i just see baby chicks , some have hatched from eggs you buy in the shop if looked after and kept warm etc , i just cant do it

 

[idahoblues]

Cant eat them, i just see baby chicks , some have hatched from eggs you buy in the shop if looked after and kept warm etc , i just cant do it

 

[oakiecokie]

Cant eat them, i just see baby chicks , some have hatched from eggs you buy in the shop if looked after and kept warm etc , i just cant do it

Do you eat chicken,bacon,liver,beef,lamb,pork,venison,pigs trotters,black puddings,sausage,rabbit,fish,scampi,
prawns,lobster,crab ... or do you just suffer from crabs ? ;)

 

[JULES]

you cant beat a hard boiled egg

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Knew a fella once (ex work colleague) he was tight as a nuns chuff, we had a really good canteen that was heavily subsidised and he still wouldn’t pay the prices. Anyway, he used to boil two eggs every day, use the water out of the pan for his brew, he’d put the eggs in his pockets to keep his hands warm, two slices of bread in another pocket, and take the batteries out of his clock, before setting off for work!

 

[Protein Junkie]

So called because after you had finished eating it flicking it off your uniform looked like you were playing a banjo.

Many an egg banjo on exercise if you asked the cooks nice when you were on stag.

I guess my poor pun was either not funny or went whoosh over the heads or both :-)

 

[mexico1970]

I guess my poor pun was either not funny or went whoosh over the heads or both :-)

We have all been there mate ;)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Cant eat them, i just see baby chicks , some have hatched from eggs you buy in the shop if looked after and kept warm etc , i just cant do it

I was round my Sister’s and she buys her eggs from a farm shop and cracked one into the pan and out plopped a dead chick.

She shit herself and picnicked a bit, I just told her to fry that up and I’d eat it!

 

[deano ou812]

I was round my Sister’s and she buys her eggs from a farm shop and cracked one into the pan and out plopped a dead chick.

She shit herself and picnicked a bit, I just told her to fry that up and I’d eat it!

Unlucky fried chick/en ..

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Unlucky fried chick/en ..

It’ll be a delicacy somewhere!