How long will Ten Hag last at United? / Save Poundland Pep/ Success!

[Semper aggressus]

Once Birmingham realise their mistake and sack the granny shagger he’s the man for the swamp job.

 

[jazzy]

Once Birmingham realise their mistake and sack the granny shagger he’s the man for the swamp job.

He is a tad busy at the moment with his new crush , but with his track record he will be available shortly:;)

 

[Gazza]

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He is a tad busy at the moment with his new crush , but with his track record he will be available shortly:;)

Which one's Rooney?

 

[domalino]

it's the same players that have under-performed under a succession of managers.

It's not really though, is it?

ten Hag has bought

Bayindir, Amrabat, Martinez, Mount, Hojlund, Malacia, Eriksen, Reguilon, Casemiro, Garnacho, Antony, Heaton, Onana, & Evans.

If you look at the players who've been there long term it's Maguire, Lindelof, Fernandes, Rashford, Wan Bissaka, Shaw, Dalot.

Fernandes, Rashford and Shaw have been among their best players. Lindelof is 5th choice CB so pretty irrelevant and ETH went to great lengths to bring Dalot and AWB back when they were on the way out.

It's his team, his squad.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I can't believe you guys. The moment there's a bit of adversity you collectively throw the towel in.

How about some positivity and creative thinking!

For example, get Ten Bob to show the Beckham Netflix documentary in the dressing room before the game, or get Scholesy to come in and provide team foot massages to soften their toes, or float a gigantic Fergy dirigible over the ground at half time to inspire the lads in the second half.

Come on lads. It's time to rally the troops and not give up on Ten Bob!

They need a dog like Arsenal.

 

[meeesh]

It's not really though, is it?

ten Hag has bought

Bayindir, Amrabat, Martinez, Mount, Hojlund, Malacia, Eriksen, Reguilon, Casemiro, Garnacho, Antony, Heaton, Onana, & Evans.

If you look at the players who've been there long term it's Maguire, Lindelof, Fernandes, Rashford, Wan Bissaka, Shaw, Dalot.

Fernandes, Rashford and Shaw have been among their best players. Lindelof is 5th choice CB so pretty irrelevant and ETH went to great lengths to bring Dalot and AWB back when they were on the way out.

It's his team, his squad.

Spot on, it's his team / squad in the main, but it's the Glazers fault remember, never change that narrative

 

[brazilians hurt]

Their next league game is Fulham away. Tricky, because Fulham are now an organised side and can give anyone a game.

Then Copenhagen, away. They barely scraped past them at OT, a draw would be a good result.

Then Luton, at OT. If they don't win that, it's hard to see how Ten Bob can survive. A home match against Luton is about as easy as it gets in the PL.

Then Everton away, Galatasaray away & Newcastle away. Ten Hag will need at least 3 wins from the next 6 or 2 wins & 2 draws in my view

 

[Gazza]

If you look at the players who've been there long term it's Maguire, Lindelof, Fernandes, Rashford, Wan Bissaka, Shaw, Dalot.

It's these I'm referring to - with the exception of Shaw.

 

[domalino]

Spot on, it's his team / squad in the main, but it's the Glazers fault remember, never change that narrative

Always worth reminding your United supporting friends that with 17 trophies the Glazers are one of the most succesful ownerships in the history of the sport. Sheikh Mansour only overtook them in May!

 

[meeesh]

Always worth reminding your United supporting friends that with 17 trophies the Glazers are one of the most succesful ownerships in the history of the sport. Sheikh Mansour only overtook them in May!

They will never accept that truth neither, not that I have many United supporter friends these days I can take the piss out of, would have relished this 20 years ago mind.