well, it's nowt compared to what others are going through,
but i had a camera in my ear today...
i woke up almost deaf in the left one this morning.
everything sounded muffled,
i could hear my heart beating in it
and when i spoke i could hear my voice inside my skull.
fucking weird.
straight on the phone to a hearing centre,
they got me at noon.
the audiologist inserted the camera
and i saw the inside of the ear on a screen.
"there's a piece of metal in there. look."
lo and behold,
a long thin curled piece of shiny metal wrapped around the drum.
like a tiny earring or summat.
it scared the fucking shit out me.
i asked him how it had got in there.
he said "i don't know but we need to get it out."
he flushed it with warm water (irrigation they call it)
but the damned thing didn't come out.
he tried again, while i carried on shitting myself.
then out it came!
it was just a 3cm hair from off of my head, that's all.
phew.
i'm having a stiff drink.
it took my mind off little calum, that's for sure.
i'd better attend to him now,
see how he's progressing.