BlueMoonRisin’
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I wasn't referring to those 3 welsh nutters
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why no beers?
what has alcohol got to do with having a camera up yer bum?
in all seriousness,
think of it this way...
at least you can have a wank this evening.
i cannot.
No alcohol, no drinks with dye in them, tea or coffee no milk.
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i have disposable spontex gloves :)Can you not massage your prostate instead?
(Make sure to wash your hands afterwards before touching your little Calum)
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never trust a doctor who tells you to avoid alcohol.No alcohol, no drinks with dye in them, tea or coffee no milk.
how would they even know if you had?
regardless,
you may as well have a wank then :)
blue b4 the moon
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Hope all goes well today Mark.First of two shit days for me.
Today, no food from 1pm to prep for my procedure tomorrow. In 30 minutes I start taking Plevu laxative to clear me out, nothing to eat, no beers to ease the worry, going to be a long evening.
Tomorrow morning , up at 6, more lax, apparently it’s brutal and I’ll be on the bog quite a lot.
Tomorrow afternoon, at Ashton (Tameside) hospital for 2:15pm, first procedure Gastroscopy, camera down the throat, wait 15 minutes then Colonoscopy, camera up the jacksy.
All stems from a test that reveals I have a high blood count in my waste, and told very matter of fact I could have bowel cancer.
So, no matter how crap your day is I’m probably trumping it at the moment, however, there’s always someone worse off and I’m mid 60’s so have had a life, whatever they throw at me I’ll try and handle with dignity and acceptance.
I posted earlier my diabetes is the best it’s ever been and my kidneys are in great shape so fingers crossed, hope you all have a good day tomorrow.
Cheers pal, 2:15, walking down there, had the two doses to cleanse the bowels, one last night, one at 6am this morning. Even that’s not pleasant, most disgusting thing I’ve drank in my life and you have to it slowly over an hour. On countdown to procedure now and feeling very nervous.Hope all goes well today Mark.
Bill Walker
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You'll be fine mate. I've had both procedures a few times. You don't feel anything really.Cheers pal, 2:15, walking down there, had the two doses to cleanse the bowels, one last night, one at 6am this morning. Even that’s not pleasant, most disgusting thing I’ve drank in my life and you have to it slowly over an hour. On countdown to procedure now and feeling very nervous.
Bit of blood in poo is no big deal, could be internal hemoroids or something.
remember arthur mann
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Apparently there's a new medication out now in tablet form. I doubt it will be available for peasants like me. I must have had 5/6 colonoscopies, last but one I'd arrived early only to be told the Doctor had ducked. The procedure for me is no problem but the med yuck !! Anyway, our thoughts are with you and will be looking forward to some positive posts from you later.Cheers pal, 2:15, walking down there, had the two doses to cleanse the bowels, one last night, one at 6am this morning. Even that’s not pleasant, most disgusting thing I’ve drank in my life and you have to it slowly over an hour. On countdown to procedure now and feeling very nervous.
Thanks Bill, I have been told I have high amounts of blood in my waste, that’s the worry.You'll be fine mate. I've had both procedures a few times. You don't feel anything really.
Bit of blood in poo is no big deal, could be internal hemoroids or something.
blue b4 the moon
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If it helps I'm off for a 90 min walk up the seafront and then 4/5 beers as I've been 'fasting' as well, just been for blood tests this morning re slight diabetes markers last year so not had a beer for a week to probably try and keep any warning signs down for the vampires.Cheers pal, 2:15, walking down there, had the two doses to cleanse the bowels, one last night, one at 6am this morning. Even that’s not pleasant, most disgusting thing I’ve drank in my life and you have to it slowly over an hour. On countdown to procedure now and feeling very nervous.