how was your day?

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horlock_was_super said:
I wonder if the animal kingdom members get STD’s too. ( not that the op has of course)
A lioness with cystitis would be even scarier I guess.
An African bull elephant with a water infection wouldn’t be pleasant either.
More importantly though can a thrush get thrush?
Bloody hell I am having a boring day.
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All good questions , i want the answers now , ha
 
But if a row with my moody 26 year old son then a few pints in SK. Nice lunch then home. We are mates again now though!
 
kaz7 said:
My pain is bad today but not as bad as having a swab up your dick , having a smear is just as bad and a regular thing for lots of years so stop yer moaning , lol
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yeah, but you girls know that having smears is part of being a girl.
when i found out i was a boy nobody told me that i'd have to endure that shit.

it wasn't a swab, it was a razorsharp ultra thin scalpel.
she told me it might smart for a few days.
her prediction is well on-track, haha.
 
how was my day? a damn sight better than yours it transpires, thanks for asking
 
Done very little. Posted a Forward Madison jersey to someone in Glasgow through eBay, watched St Mirren v Rangers and the last minutes of Ipswich v Maidstone, ate and now about to sit down for Fulham v Newcastle. I might have a pint later.
 
calum down said:
yesterday i had a wander up to the dirty dick clinic,
because little calum is feeling a bit sore and a bit red at the tip and a bit stingy when i piss.

they saw me, i didn't have to wait too long,
but they weren't actually allowed to look at my dick because i had no appointment.
we talked about my dick for a while,
there were two of them, a man and a woman.
i described my concerns and they made me an appointment for today...

today, sitting in the waiting room, there was only me and a woman.
"do you come here often?" she honestly said that to me.
thankfully she was called in right then.

i sat there for a while,
reading literature about all the things they deal with in there,
wondering if i've got who knows what,
when a side-door from a small room opened and a fella walked in carrying a vial.
as he handed it to the receptionist i noticed it looked awfully like discharge.
he sat near me and explained that he had done something unthinkable.

then i was called in,
by the woman i saw yesterday,
who was now legally allowed to examine my dick alone.

i had to drop my kecks and lay on the bed thingy.

"i need to find out what's going on deep down inside there.
what i want you to do is manipulate yourself,
squeezing from the base upwards,
as if to move any liquid up towards the tip."

it wasn't unlike starting to have a wank from a floppy,
watched on by a fairly decent-looking woman in a nurse's uniform.

"that'll do", she said, producing a long very thin scalpel,
grabbing ahold of little calum, she inserted the full length of the damned thing.
then she turned/twisted it 360degress and i exclaimed "christ on a bike!"

she removed it and placed it in some sort of petri dish.
"you've got thrush".
"how did i get thrush?"
"it was passed on to you".
"what is thrush and how did she get it in the first place?"
"possibly from wiping back to front".

she gave me a tablet to swallow,
suggested i apply the cream after every time i urinate
and told me to try not to get an erection.


how was your day?
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