how was your day?

[J.G.Blue.]

I wonder if the animal kingdom members get STD’s too. ( not that the op has of course)
A lioness with cystitis would be even scarier I guess.
An African bull elephant with a water infection wouldn’t be pleasant either.
More importantly though can a thrush get thrush?
Bloody hell I am having a boring day.

I dont know but I had a lovely pair of Tits on my fat balls this morning.

 

[normskih]

My pain is bad today but not as bad as having a swab up your dick , having a smear is just as bad and a regular thing for lots of years so stop yer moaning , lol

A smear test is painful.

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm now back from my Noodley thing. It was nice sobit added to my already good day.
I've looked at Big Mist and there's no stuff oozing out of it so it's even better.

 

[Saddleworth2]

it was great, donned a wig and a white coat - got some chap to wank himself slowly and scraped his urethra with a runcible spoon

Eeewwww.

I thought it was for eating mince and slices of quince.

 

[bluebc]

Up early and went for a walk 5 ish with the missus , young lady in tears at bus stop and ended up back at ours till a friend picked her up.
Couple of hours work
Deep tissue massage , ouch !
Cleared out loft and bedroom
Darts
Nodded off watching shit film
Back on the darts
I’ve had better Saturdays

 

[Deleted member 13905]

we've exchanged a few messages this evening.
she is adam ant that she has never wiped herself from back to front.
she thinks her wife might have passed it on to her.
it's early days but there are signs the sudocrem might be helping little cal.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

young lady in tears at bus stop and ended up back at ours till a friend picked her up.

you can't just drop that in and leave it there.

 

[dobingsdobber]

thrush can be a sign you have diabetes

I've got a parrot,does that count?

 

[Berts Neck]

" Do you come here often....." Brilliant, made my day and it's not even started yet.

The correct answer is,,, only when I bring some condoms with me.

 

[dobingsdobber]

thanks, it's not too bad really...
but looking at the small print,
it seems the cream she gave me has steroids in it.
no way am i rubbing that shit onto little calum.
i'll buy a large tub of sudocrem tomorrow and slather it for a week or two.

You've got small print on your todger?
Is it the instructions for use?