I broke my leg last week, advice on how to cope with six weeks of inactivity welcomed.

[ballbag]

Two things, did you show your consultant how your wanks were at first careful and then vigorous.
Second thing, it's nice to see someone hasn't made a song and dance out of their injuries, UNLIKE SOME.

1) I've yet to give them a demonstration. Fingers crossed there's time to show them what I got at the next appointment.
2) I've well milked it on Facebook though. Probably won't have to buy a drink for a bit when I get back out there anyway ha.

 

[Magicpole]

Whatever you do, don't think about it itching inside your cast.

You swine. How you sleep at night baffles me.

 

[ballbag]

That's all very well Mr Ballbag, but, kindly desist from wanking in the witness box.

Objection your honour!!!

 

[Blue Mist]

Ah so you were 'distracting' the driver?

Yes he was tossing him off

 

[aguero93:20]

Whatever you do, don't think about it itching inside your cast.

This.
@Magicpole

 

[wahablue]

Get a thousand piece jig saw puzzle,helped me to get through those long days,When back on your feet and the hospital says do these exercises don,t fu.k about,do them

 

[Magicpole]

Get a thousand piece jig saw puzzle,helped me to get through those long days,When back on your feet and the hospital says do these exercises don,t fu.k about,do them

I’m starting an online guitar course tomorrow. Be starting a band in a month. Although I will need to wait another fortnight for the leg, before I can start touring.

 

[marco]

Silly ****

yep, read again '''left REPAIRED ankle''' fine with the insurance,fine with the doctor and fine with the physio to drive but once again a bluemoon know fuck all pops up, silly ****

 

[horlock_was_super]

Don’t enter any arse kicking competitions

 

[Millo]

Get a job at our place, there's sod all to do half the time.