IF we win the title against the Rags...

[Prestwich_Blue]

No mate, I felt almost nothing because we'd blown it
2-1 down and I was thinking how am I going to survive the summer
Dzeko scored and I thought what a **** ish thing to do, giving us false hope
Aguero scored and I didn't celebrate as I couldn't take in what had happened

I ****celebrate as all I could think was "We've bought this by spending a load of oil money".

 

[dickie davies]

It will be if we start banning people for celebrating.

Exactly

I bet away trips with these people (miserable ****s) are a right laugh

Like being on A Coach with Helen. On your own. You're right, we've some right fucking self-righteous, miserable, do-gooding, know fuck-allers on here. Winning the league is everything I dreamt of traipsing around all the fucking shitholes in the 80s, 90s and beyond. Seeing us win the square root of fuck all whilst having those c unts lord it over us. Now it's payback time and we have some wilting daffodils who want it all gentrified and thank you m'aam. Well, I've news for them: the Sky subscription package is just for you. You can watch city and never have the experience ruined by the thousands of us who want to run on the pitch if we win the league. That's right, WIN THE LEAGUE.

I remember being in one of the first groups to run on the pitch against QPR and I could still hear some miserable twat behind us having a go for doing it.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Assuming we do it, I will find the overall experience a great deal more enjoyable than the QPR game. This will be partly because anything other than a win against united next month will be a pyrrhic victory for the rags. A minor irritation on our inevitable march to the title. That insurance will make me take in the experience more than 2012, which was, for large parts, deeply unpleasant; the alternative outcome doesn't bear thinking about.

Winning the league against united is something I dreamed about as a kid (and beyond) and assuming we beat Everton, I believe we'll do it in style. What a denouement to an incredible league season. I'm fucking buzzing about the prospect.

 

[mancityvstoke]

hmmmm Everton......

 

[johnnytapia]

Assuming we do it, I will find the overall experience a great deal more enjoyable than the QPR game. This will be partly because anything other than a win against united next month will be a pyrrhic victory for the rags. A minor irritation on our inevitable march to the title. That insurance will make me take in the experience more than 2012, which was, for large parts, deeply unpleasant; the alternative outcome doesn't bear thinking about.

Winning the league against united is something I dreamed about as a kid (and beyond) and assuming we beat Everton, I believe we'll do it in style. What a denouement to an incredible league season. I'm fucking buzzing about the prospect.

Some things just aren't right. They put the universe a little out of kilter. Things like chips in a cone. Flavoured tea. And you swearing.

 

[TBooksbluearmy]

avoidconfusion, you know what you maybe just right about that one. However how about this for an idea, the rags playing a weakened team against us Jose coming out by saying that 3/4 players have minor pulls and he won't be risking them in the derby, as there are bigger games to coming up in the next couple of weeks.

 

[jayfx]

Will it f**k, no

 

[TBooksbluearmy]

I agree with what the fans are saying, so please CITY fans no running on to the pitch should we win the title against the rags. This might stop the team from doing a lap of honour after the game, because this is what the fans that are on the upper tiers would like to see. All the players and coaching staff doing this lap of honour, without the hindrance of the fans from the bottom tier running onto the pitch.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Some things just aren't right. They put the universe a little out of kilter. Things like chips in a cone. Flavoured tea. And you swearing.

Sorry to disappoint, but I’m a huge and sometimes gratuitous swearer. More in real life, than on here, I’d say.

 

[VOOMER]

Team M. W. D. L. Goals Dif. Pt.
1

Manchester City 38 33 4 1 116:21 95 103
2

Liverpool FC 38 24 9 5 97:42 55 81
3

Chelsea FC 38 25 5 8 74:33 41 80
4

Tottenham Hotspur 38 23 9 6 83:32 51 78
5

Manchester United 38 24 5 9 76:33 43 77
6

Arsenal FC 38 20 6 12 74:47 27 66
7

Burnley FC 38 13 13 12 35:36 -1 52
8

AFC Bournemouth 38 13 10 15 50:60 -10 49
9

Newcastle United 38 12 11 15 44:49 -5 47
10

Swansea City 38 13 8 17 39:50 -11 47
11

Leicester City 38 12 10 16 56:61 -5 46
12

Huddersfield Town 38 12 7 19 32:64 -32 43
13

Brighton & Hove Albion 38 10 12 16 39:58 -19 42
14

Everton FC 38 11 9 18 41:62 -21 42
15

West Ham United 38 11 9 18 45:72 -27 42
16

Crystal Palace 38 10 10 18 42:61 -19 40
17

Watford FC 38 10 8 20 45:71 -26 38
18

Southampton FC 38 5 14 19 34:70 -36 29
19

Stoke City 38 6 10 22 30:78 -48 28
20

West Bromwich Albion 38 3 11 24 23:75


http://www.worldfootball.net/table_calculator/eng-premier-league/

Fill your boots people.