I'm Gonna Lamp one of them!!!!

urmstonlad said:
Dribble said:
After remaining calm most of the weekend despite my deep disappointment, this morning I walked into work to see Red John scuttling up to our main office. When I got there the fuckin knobheads had adorned my office with newspaper cuttings of their hollow victory and to add insult to injury the changed my desktop theme to a picture of Rooney's 'shinned' goal!!!

They've been relentless all day, but I've held my head high and risen above it all. I've left the newspapers & the desktop theme where they are to show them I'm a better man than any of them. I'm not a violent man, but how the fuck I haven't nutted one so far is beyond me and I seriously don't know how I've kept my emotions in check!!!

HELP ME, I need inspiration and heavenly intervention!!!

I think I'd like to go for a pint with Red John, he sounds like a right laugh.

Being a city fan surely you should be used to the endless abuse by now?

"I think I'd like to go for a pint with Red John, he sounds like a right laugh."

you'll find him on facebook under "Twat"
 
AND to make matters worse, 'er in doors' is insisting I take her out tonight for fucking Valentines!!!

Today's just getting worse! I've already spent £60 on flowers (Interflora the robbin bastards) and now she wants something to eat too!!!! Just sent her a text telling her to eat the flowers for tea if she's hungry!!!

Tin hat time!!!! She knows how bad I'm feeling, so why doesn't she leave me alone to stew in peace!!!! I fucking hate Valentines & the Rags!!! Aaarg!!!!
 
I got into work and before anyone started I said I'd have enough of the media wankfest that Shrek has now got FIVE goals this season - uncomfortable silence followed for a while but no jibes!!
 
urmstonlad said:
Dribble said:
After remaining calm most of the weekend despite my deep disappointment, this morning I walked into work to see Red John scuttling up to our main office. When I got there the fuckin knobheads had adorned my office with newspaper cuttings of their hollow victory and to add insult to injury the changed my desktop theme to a picture of Rooney's 'shinned' goal!!!

They've been relentless all day, but I've held my head high and risen above it all. I've left the newspapers & the desktop theme where they are to show them I'm a better man than any of them. I'm not a violent man, but how the fuck I haven't nutted one so far is beyond me and I seriously don't know how I've kept my emotions in check!!!

HELP ME, I need inspiration and heavenly intervention!!!

I think I'd like to go for a pint with Red John, he sounds like a right laugh.

Being a city fan surely you should be used to the endless abuse by now?


Why haven't you been banned yet?
 
southern muppet said:
urmstonlad said:
I think I'd like to go for a pint with Red John, he sounds like a right laugh.

Being a city fan surely you should be used to the endless abuse by now?


Why haven't you been banned yet?

cos that would be the sort of bitter thing redcafe do..this is however Bluemoon and we arent bitter. we can take banter ;)
 
I've had the desktop wallpaper thing done to me too today, and cant change it back

had about 15 pictures plastered all over my desk

funny thing was, none of the fuckers went to the game and the only other blue in the office was off today (dont blame him as he got the same thing done to his computer)

Almost walked out when I saw that crap
 

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