LittleStan
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Carstairs said:
Not since Jimmys Farm highlighted the local love of pigs.
It has to be Bungay. They can't decide if they are Norfolk or Suffolk.
There or Barnton.
Inbred towns
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Not since Jimmys Farm highlighted the local love of pigs.
It has to be Bungay. They can't decide if they are Norfolk or Suffolk.
There or Barnton.
BezzMCFC
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rotherham been once never to go again.
Fucking Jaywick.
I had the misfortune to be near here a few years ago and took a wrong turning and found myself in a place where even pikeys wouldn't stay.
It really is one of those 'is this place for real? villages.
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/mar/29/jaywick-essex-resort-most-deprived" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/ ... t-deprived</a>
I had the misfortune to be near here a few years ago and took a wrong turning and found myself in a place where even pikeys wouldn't stay.
It really is one of those 'is this place for real? villages.
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/mar/29/jaywick-essex-resort-most-deprived" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/ ... t-deprived</a>
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Anonymous
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Dumpys Rusty Nuts said:
you can stick that up your arse! ;)
the thing with new mills is, it's like 2 different towns, those on the hill and those in the valley.
the ones in the valley are the scruffy inbreds, us on the hill are quite nice.<br /><br />-- Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:17 am --<br /><br />dove holes,
holes by name fucking hole by nature...
hilts
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ban-mcfc said:Dumpys Rusty Nuts said:
you can stick that up your arse! ;)
the thing with new mills is, it's like 2 different towns, those on the hill and those in the valley.
the ones in the valley are the scruffy inbreds, us on the hill are quite nice.
-- Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:17 am --
dove holes,
holes by name fucking hole by nature...
in fairness i live in disley and as a village we are scared to go past the purple pakora as we are entering new mills, i mean its in derbyshire and thats just not right. Its like an american werewolf in london that place.
For work once i had to go to chesterfield, did i go thorough new mills which would take me 40 mins? did i fuck i went through hazel grove, stockport, motorway, stoke, derby and up the a50, m1 to chesterfield.
I was 3 hours late and got a final warning off my boss, would i do it again? too fucking right i can always find a new job but i aint marrying my first cousin
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hilts said:
coming from someone who lives in a village where a naked man ran around going in peoples homes then proceded to chop his own cock off in broad day light!?
the best thing about disley is the fuking petrol station, and even there the woman behind the counter looks like a fat, middle aged version of the girl out of the ring.....
don't send your fucking kids in there to pay, they'd be shit scared...
hilts
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ban-mcfc said:hilts said:
coming from someone who lives in a village where a naked man ran around going in peoples homes then proceded to chop his own cock off in broad day light!?
the best thing about disley is the fuking petrol station, and even there the woman behind the counter looks like a fat, middle aged version of the girl out of the ring.....
don't send your fucking kids in there to pay, they'd be shit scared...
i heard this malicous story myself but billy bob from the co op swore that said naked man was in fact from new mills and was on a mission to find a virtuos virgin girl from cheshire break the hundred year spell of new mills inbred witchcarft, unfortunately disley being the capital of good values no girl could be deflowered so he had to cut his tackle off while watching a dvd of the wicker man.
I believe there will be a festival in his honour on market street, new mills this summer, christopher lee will be doing the honours