Inbred towns

[micradott tony]

I'm in rumers bar in Royton defo interbred

 

[Bilston Blue]

Burslem(Stoke)...nasty and Bilston Market,in Wolverhampton.
Jesus wept, looks like Shaun of the Dead for real.Scruffy no teeth scrags.

Try Bilston on a non-market day. It might be a shit hole, but it's my shit hole, and we do still all have the regulation number of fingers and thumbs around here.

 

[Challenger1978]

Here is one for you....................Stranraer!!! One fucking wierd place and the most expensive fish and chips in the world. £17 for 2 lots!!!

Where the hell did you buy those fish & chips from in Stranraer ?

A fish and chip shop. They were amazing, but £17 was a bit excessive!!!

I wouldn't of paid it that's crazy prices. Was the chippy near the ferry terminal as you do get ripped of around there ?

 

[yankblue]

Not a town or in the UK, but West Virginia is te answer you're looking for. 2 million people, 3 last names. Never, ever, in a million years, set foot in that godawful place.

 

[Challenger1978]

Not a town or in the UK, but West Virginia is te answer you're looking for. 2 million people, 3 last names. Never, ever, in a million years, set foot in that godawful place.

Fucking PMSL it cant be that bad.

 

[Skashion]

Not a town or in the UK, but West Virginia is te answer you're looking for. 2 million people, 3 last names. Never, ever, in a million years, set foot in that godawful place.

That's quite apt. I don't know if you know this but one of United's songs is to the song Take Me Home, Country Roads, which is about West Virginia.

 

[rickmcfc]

Where the hell did you buy those fish & chips from in Stranraer ?

A fish and chip shop. They were amazing, but £17 was a bit excessive!!!

I wouldn't of paid it that's crazy prices. Was the chippy near the ferry terminal as you do get ripped of around there ?

yes it was!!!

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

Looking through the thread it's obvious alot of you have never had the misfortune of having to spend more than a few hours in Dover on the way to the ferry,having spent some time there myself I can recommend not doing so.I came to the conclusion it's the place where all the strange and deranged people that go missing end up after going for a wander and if it wasn't for the channel they'd be still walking.It's almost impossible to walk down the street there without bumping into at least 20 of the locals every 2 mins mainly because they have yet to master the sideways step.Within 10 mins of being in a local pub and after the locals probably noticed I handed over a £20 at the bar I was offered every manner of drugs known to mankind,to make myslef appear to fit in I replied with a shake of the head and plenty of grunting.

Saying all the above some of the strangest places I have been are small towns and villages in France,if you walk through them wearing a pair of shorts that are not worn with socks and sandals but with simple trainers you will be looked on as some sort of alien species. If you wear three quater shorts and trainers with sunglasses then they will stop stare and instantly think you are some tv celebrity.

 

[crizack]

i mentioned before, i've lived on wallbank in whitworth and thornbank in bacup. If you ever feel suicidal, just drive up there or look on google maps and you'll feel much better. oh, cliveley estate in swinton aswell, although if you said swinton and not clifton to anyone who lives there, they'll probably chop your thumbs off and use them as a dummies for their babies.

when i was about 12, my mate asked his younger sister (about 10) to get naked and give me a lap dance, she went ''really, yes!'' needless to say, i made like ross kemp and got outta there.

 

[T_Bone]

Bacup gets my vote. They still throw things at the moon and point at aeroplanes up there.

This had me in stitches!!!

And I.