Inbred towns

It might be ok normally, it probably is, but at fair time it's very strange. The fair's still on, it's been going for decades. Check it out at your peril!!
 
Whitby
Glossop
Hadfield
Great Yarmouth (also popular for inbred visitors)
Chorley
Leigh
Willenhall
Burnley
Dolgellau
 
Stoke and any village in Norfolk

Norfolk is one of the few places I haven't worked in or stayed in for any length of time. My cousin however had the misfortune to spend a few days in Downham Market, and said he has never felt so unwelcome and threatened in all his life, and he used to live in Devizes! Said the place was full of pig fucking inbreds who thought pigs fuckers were decent people because "at least they aren't fucking their kids"
 
The end of the M67 Mottrom something I went up there giving Billfromthehill a hand on a painting job. Feck me never seen so many weird supposed humans. Barrow in furness deserves a special mention got off the train and it was a total freak show.
 
Barrow in furness deserves a special mention

Worked there a few times, never enjoyed one. Went up once for a job taking the blokes up in my cherry picker to work on a mobile phone mast. It was supposed to take a day but the winds were gusting at 40mph so I called it off. That meant I had to stay in Barrow for the night. I picked a bad night, there was a RN ship about to be launched and every fucking contractor for miles was staying in and around Barrow. I spent nearly a full day trying to get digs until I found a pub not too far from the docks. The place looked like nearly every pub in Heywood, so I wasn't too fussed when I booked in, just happy that I didn't have to kip in the wagon.
£15 bed and breakfast. As I went up to my room I noticed a sign on the wall "Residents are reminded to keep their rooms locked at all times for their own personal safety"
I thought 'fuck me' it can't be that bad. My room was fucking awful, there was actual fucking blood splatter on the walls. When I unpacked I went down to the bar to see if they did food and ordered a pint and asked the landlord what time breakfast was served from. He asked me what time was I getting up. and I told him I had to be on the docks for 8 AM. He looked at me as though I'd just fucked his daughter and went to the till. He took out 3 pound coins and launched them at me across the bar. The he growled "You can go fuck yourself if you think I'm getting up to make your fucking breakfast"
At least he had the decency to give me a bit of my money back.
 

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