meeesh
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Chorley ? U cheeky fuck,try coming to Chorley and suggesting that you'd get your head kicked in,you stay in London with all the shandy drinking puffs
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Inbred towns
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Chorley ? U cheeky fuck,try coming to Chorley and suggesting that you'd get your head kicked in,you stay in London with all the shandy drinking puffs
DiscoSteve
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that's a guilty-as-charged reply if ever I saw oneChorley ? U cheeky fuck,try coming to Chorley and suggesting that you'd get your head kicked in,you stay in London with all the shandy drinking puffs
My mum moved to Hadfield so i get to witness first hand the mutants round there quite regularly, i tend to go out round Glossop too when im up there and its the same. I dont know how anybody under 50 lives there wihtout topping themselves, boring as fuck.
I cant really talk though, im originally from Hyde... Whenever i drive through it baffles me how i never noticed growing up how weird it is. Beats hadfield and glossop hands down on the mutant factor.
I cant really talk though, im originally from Hyde... Whenever i drive through it baffles me how i never noticed growing up how weird it is. Beats hadfield and glossop hands down on the mutant factor.
Tuearts right boot
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Mansfield and nearby Sutton in Ashfield. Very strange fucking places.
Lived down there for seven years and there's some ' reyt foul looking fuckers'
My guess is after the mining industry disappeared the locals took up beasting their kids as it was all too often the reported news in the local paper. Violence in pubs all the time, stedheads galore and angry,ugly tattooed women plentiful. My son is at primary in Sutton and when I lost my job one time I used to take him to school, looking at 99% of the mums I couldn't believe they'd been shagged, let alone impregnated. Then you'd see the dad's. Shapeless stonewashed filthy jeans and black leather jacket from the 80's. Stinking of stale biscuits/old fried food/ B.O or all three. No surprise there's a wetherspoons next to the job centre. I'm just glad my lad and stepkids are smart and will be successful enough not to follow the paths half the towns have took
Oh, people often say the weather here in sunny Salford and Manchester is shite? Got fuck all on Mansfield, gloomy with icy winds is a good day, most of the time it just pisses it down and on everyone's temperament. Hanging place. Don't even get me started on Huthwaite or fucking Woodhouse. Think, the Hills have eyes.
Ha ha...once had a family from Mansfield staying at our place in Spain. Very educated and home schooled their kids (pure white albinoes and they kept getting bullied for some reason...) He had previously stalked me on the interweb and knew loads about me which was a bit scary. Anyway he had booked and paid his money for 2 weeks. The kids had jumped in the pool and their hair had turned green so it kicked off over the holiday with damage and pissing about. We vowed there and then never ever to have or assosiate with anyone or anything from Mansfield. I still stand by it.
totallywired
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Hyde. omg, I think it`s in Cheshire as well which is a double whammy.
Hyde. omg, I think it`s in Cheshire as well which is a double whammy.
Hydes a weird one. Its in Greater Manchester but i always remember letters being addressed to Hyde, Cheshire even though its nowhere near.
Len Rum
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Bumpety bump.Kendal.
A dreadful place.
It's half inbred locals, a quarter OAPS and a quarter council staff from afar wondering how they ever ended up in such a hell hole.
The scenery is nice though.
Were you 'avin a larf back in 2012 urmston?
Compared to many inner city areas Kendal is like Kensington!
crazyg
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Geography is obviously not your strong point. Before the local boundary changes in 1974(?), the dividing line between Lancashire and Cheshire was (and still is) the river Tame - hence Tameside, the borough. Having been born and bred a Lanky lad in Ashton, the "Cheshire set" were just over the river in Ducky. The correct postal address is A-U-L, Lancashire and Ducky, Hyde(rabad), etc, Cheshire - just like Woodley where I now live. Don't get me started on Mossley, which also had bits in (gulp) Yorkshire!Hydes a weird one. Its in Greater Manchester but i always remember letters being addressed to Hyde, Cheshire even though its nowhere near.
The deeds on my parents house, after my dad died, show it to be in "Ashton-under-Lyne, Tameside, Greater Manchester. Bollocks.
Strangely, Ashton's post code is OL..... (Oldham), and the Cheshire parts of Tameside, SK...... (Stockport)
Chorley ? U cheeky fuck,try coming to Chorley and suggesting that you'd get your head kicked in,you stay in London with all the shandy drinking puffs
I quite like Chorley. I used to have a brew and bacon butty at Lisieux hall on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Heard a few cracking stories from the drivers there.
Do you still all say 'mon' instead of man?
meeesh
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I quite like Chorley. I used to have a brew and bacon butty at Lisieux hall on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Heard a few cracking stories from the drivers there.
Do you still all say 'mon' instead of man?
Oreet mon