Interesting/Unfortunate Names

[Innsbruckblue]

Living in Germany is a godsend for silly names.....Cant move for Kuntz and Wankers (pronounced Vankers) in our street

My ex missus used to work with Fanny Feucht....."Feucht" means "damp", you do the rest..

Austria too. This semester I’ve got a Marwin Wanke and an Elena Wanka. Once had a student called Schittenkopf

 

[Ste1969]

Ex Burnage????

It was st albans rc in gorton early to mid 80's

 

[BlindEyeSeesAll]

Couple of my teachers back in the 70's: Mr Blood & Mrs Wardrobe.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Bloke at our golf club, Peter Doe, so when results came out as initial and surname, he was always P.Doe

Knew a bloke called David Chisel. .....he pronounced it Shizelle. He hated being referred to as Dave Chisel

Weird twist of fate
An old boss of mine was called Bill Ashton.
He lost a testicle in a football accident
An anagram of his name is Shit. No ball

 

[Ancoats blue]

I always think that Sara Blizzard has quite an amusing, yet fitting name, for a weather presenter!

 

[Big Swifty]

I once taught a pupil called Gay Hole, and vaguely knew a guy Gilderoy Woggett

 

[DrBlueBob]

Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt, has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
(Wendy in Porkies )

I went to school with a Mike Hunt.

 

[Barcon]

He had it before Ainslie pal. I went to see him aged 6 and I left his surgery traumatised.

Can't resist.

 

[Barcon]

Had an American colleague called Randy Bull. He wasn't aware of any issues until he was introduced to us Brits.

I worked with a lad called Randy Rodd. He didn't know what randy meant until I explained why I called him Horny Prick.

 

[manclad]

I went to school with a Mike Hunt.

I bet he was baptised as Michael Hunt.
You would have thought that one of his parents would have thought about what the shortened version of his name would be.