Is Nigel De Jong Man City's Chuck Norris?

[BlueMoonie]

Nigel De Jong destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[Mikem93]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Nigel De Jongs computer. Nigel De Jong is always in control.

 

[LongsightM13]

Why are there only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Because Nigel de Jong chooses to walk....

 

[Anonymous]

He's also got more 'bookings' than Westlife!

 

[Blue_Lion]

De Jong once fried bacon on Alex Fergusons... thats why we cal him bacon face

 

[jus chicken]

nigel de jong's tears can cure cancer. to bad de jong DOES NOT CRY

 

[jus chicken]

nigel de jongs tears can cure cancer! to bad de jong DOES NOT CRY

 

[El Counto]

Someone once told De Jong that a slide tackle was not the best way to tackle a player. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

 

[Goater's Shin]

I'm gutted TonyM was one short of having a full page.

Nigel DeJong does not know where you live, but he knows where you will
die.

But this one is so good.

 

[Mikem93]

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Nigel De Jong that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"