Islam v Christianity-what it boils down to

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I'd still like an explanation to why that shiver happens at the end of a piss. Maybe it's like yawning and nobody knows what causes it.

It means you have the onset of bad Aids.
Condoms are a good prevention,but the Pope doesn't like 'em.
Not his problem really,as few altar boys are HIV positive.

 

[BimboBob]

I'd still like an explanation to why that shiver happens at the end of a piss. Maybe it's like yawning and nobody knows what causes it.

It means you have the onset of bad Aids.
Condoms are a good prevention,but the Pope doesn't like 'em.
Not his problem really,as few altar boys are HIV positive.

No, no, no...you have it all wrong. The Pope loves condoms now. It's just Nazi's he can't stand.

 

[Damocles]

 

[pauldominic]

I'd still like an explanation to why that shiver happens at the end of a piss. Maybe it's like yawning and nobody knows what causes it.

It means you have the onset of bad Aids.
Condoms are a good prevention,but the Pope doesn't like 'em.
Not his problem really,as few altar boys are HIV positive.

No, no, no...you have it all wrong. The Pope loves condoms now. It's just Nazi's he can't stand.

Ok time to bite :)

The young people from my church have just raised over £2000 for the famine in the horn of Africa with a 24 hour table tennis event. Doesn't sound like much but that will go a very long way.

Don't judge the Egyptian Coptic Orthodox Pope so severely - <a class="postlink" href="http://www.copticpope.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.copticpope.org/</a><br /><br />-- Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:39 pm --<br /><br />

I'd still like an explanation to why that shiver happens at the end of a piss. Maybe it's like yawning and nobody knows what causes it.

It means you have the onset of bad Aids.
Condoms are a good prevention,but the Pope doesn't like 'em.
Not his problem really,as few altar boys are HIV positive.

You really have a downer on my church don't you ...

 

[SWP's back]

The Church. Not your church.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

It means you have the onset of bad Aids.
Condoms are a good prevention,but the Pope doesn't like 'em.
Not his problem really,as few altar boys are HIV positive.

No, no, no...you have it all wrong. The Pope loves condoms now. It's just Nazi's he can't stand.

Ok time to bite :)

The young people from my church have just raised over £2000 for the famine in the horn of Africa with a 24 hour table tennis event. Doesn't sound like much but that will go a very long way.

Don't judge the Egyptian Coptic Orthodox Pope so severely - <a class="postlink" href="http://www.copticpope.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.copticpope.org/</a>

-- Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:39 pm --

I'd still like an explanation to why that shiver happens at the end of a piss. Maybe it's like yawning and nobody knows what causes it.

It means you have the onset of bad Aids.
Condoms are a good prevention,but the Pope doesn't like 'em.
Not his problem really,as few altar boys are HIV positive.

You really have a downer on my church don't you ...

Seeing as you asked...
Yes I do - it's full of hypocritical cunts who believe in fairytale nonsense that the average rational seven year old would ridicule.
It covers up the paedophilia of it's own priests.
It has untold wealth,yet shares fuck all of it with it's poor.
It blithely tells those in the developing world that a fucking piece of rubber is the work of the devil,despite 20% HIV infection rates,and millions of poor kids born with Aids that no **** can feed.
I would support anyone who undertook a campaign of terrorism to burn down every fucking last one of your wretched shithole churches,and would buy drinks all night to anyone who lodged a bullet in the head of one of your filthy churches countless dirty,kiddy-fiddling nonce priests.
I trust this finally registers in your pious brain as my true summation of your stinking faith.

 

[BimboBob]

No, no, no...you have it all wrong. The Pope loves condoms now. It's just Nazi's he can't stand.

Ok time to bite :)

The young people from my church have just raised over £2000 for the famine in the horn of Africa with a 24 hour table tennis event. Doesn't sound like much but that will go a very long way.

Don't judge the Egyptian Coptic Orthodox Pope so severely - <a class="postlink" href="http://www.copticpope.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.copticpope.org/</a>

-- Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:39 pm --

It means you have the onset of bad Aids.
Condoms are a good prevention,but the Pope doesn't like 'em.
Not his problem really,as few altar boys are HIV positive.

You really have a downer on my church don't you ...

Seeing as you asked...
Yes I do - it's full of hypocritical cunts who believe in fairytale nonsense that the average rational seven year old would ridicule.
It covers up the paedophilia of it's own priests.
It has untold wealth,yet shares fuck all of it with it's poor.
It blithely tells those in the developing world that a fucking piece of rubber is the work of the devil,despite 20% HIV infection rates,and millions of poor kids born with Aids that no **** can feed.
I would support anyone who undertook a campaign of terrorism to burn down every fucking last one of your wretched shithole churches,and would buy drinks all night to anyone who lodged a bullet in the head of one of your filthy churches countless dirty,kiddy-fiddling nonce priests.
I trust this finally registers in your pious brain as my true summation of your stinking faith.

Yes, yes, yes...but what about your view on the church?

 

[Damocles]

 

[Skashion]

Interesting poster is nijinsky's fetlocks but I wish we could get him out of his shell a bit more.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Ok time to bite :)

The young people from my church have just raised over £2000 for the famine in the horn of Africa with a 24 hour table tennis event. Doesn't sound like much but that will go a very long way.

Don't judge the Egyptian Coptic Orthodox Pope so severely - <a class="postlink" href="http://www.copticpope.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.copticpope.org/</a>

-- Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:39 pm --



You really have a downer on my church don't you ...

Seeing as you asked...
Yes I do - it's full of hypocritical cunts who believe in fairytale nonsense that the average rational seven year old would ridicule.
It covers up the paedophilia of it's own priests.
It has untold wealth,yet shares fuck all of it with it's poor.
It blithely tells those in the developing world that a fucking piece of rubber is the work of the devil,despite 20% HIV infection rates,and millions of poor kids born with Aids that no **** can feed.
I would support anyone who undertook a campaign of terrorism to burn down every fucking last one of your wretched shithole churches,and would buy drinks all night to anyone who lodged a bullet in the head of one of your filthy churches countless dirty,kiddy-fiddling nonce priests.
I trust this finally registers in your pious brain as my true summation of your stinking faith.

Yes, yes, yes...but what about your view on the church?

You're right Bob - I really must stop sitting on the fence.
As it is,I am currently applying a liberal covering of KY jelly to my starfish,suspending my powers of reason and common sense and packing a catering bottle of Listerene before heading off to evening mass to hear some bullshit from a work of fiction in a language that nobody speaks anymore,preached by a sex offender.