My legal services remain available at a discount to all denizens of BM. Mind you there might be a conflict of interest if @tolmie's hairdoo asks me to represent him as well.I’m going to Sue @tolmie's hairdoo for a strip of paracetamol.
Stood by my bed the other night but forgot I was in a tiny cottage in the Cotswolds. Fucking huge beam it was too.
I would ask for ibuprofen but I’m not a posh Cnut.
Never mind… as you were… nothing to see here…