It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

[Silva_Spell]

This type of cook -

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or this type of cook?


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Not this?

 

[richards30]

I think the only cooking he does is when he's sat down with his accountant

dont we all! Lol

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Do we know what Tolmie does ?

YouTube DJ

 

[Sir peace frog]

How much had you had to drink when you wrote that pile of horseshit?

There is not actually a valid point in there, its just the written equivalent of a temper tantrum.

You rage about us not having a LB since Txiki Begiristain arrived and yet we have somehow managed to win 4 league titles and 11 trophies in that time, including creating arguably the best side in English football history that accrued 198 points in 2 seasons without a left back.

Maybe, left backs just aren't that big a deal? Especially when you have a manager who wants them to play as a defensive midfielder or a 3rd CB for much of the game. Another side of Guardiola's, often called the greatest club side in history didnt bother woth a left back either, they converted Eric Abidal, a CB to play there.

As for the CB issue, its a fact that with Laporte present over the last 2 seasons we have had the best defence in the league by a distance. But he's a bit injury prone, so we went out and spent 41m on a very good player who can replace him if needed as well as fit into other positions.

Kompany barely played under Pep, but we're going to get another CB for the right as we'll because Otamendi's gone. That will happen.

For everyone else's sake I'm not gonna bother replying to the mind numbing stupidity of complaining that the club attempted to sign the best player on the fucking planet.

Perhaps you and a few of the other flappers should just sit tight and hold the overblown melodramatic complaints about the manager and director of football that have made us the most successful club in England over their tenures? Its fucking embarrassing now, it'll be even worse when we actually finish up our business.

And by the way, someone who doesnt panic over a transfer window 1 month before its over and has a memory that goes back more than 9 months is not a happy clapper.

you are fucking brilliant

 

[OrigamiNinja]

For everyone worrying about lack of signings btw, I think it's worth looking at the activity of other clubs for comparison.

United have one signing and Liverpool have none.

Barcelona have the strange Pjanic swap and the only other likely first teamer is a 20 year old Portuguese winger for €30m.

Real Madrid have made no moves to date.

PSG signed Icardi (who we wouldn't have wanted but still) and a backup goalkeeper.

Bayern took Leroy from us and did their usual trick of fucking over another Bundesliga team by tapping up their Goalkeeper and having him run down his contract.

Only Chelsea have made several significant first team signings.

It seems like it's not an easy summer and there's a lot left in the tank for the end of the transfer window.

The signings of other clubs are irrelevant, especially Liverpool. We finished 18 points behind them, it’s up to us to improve to catch them.

People seem to think this is a one-season issue, it isn’t. Since we were top of the tree in 18/19 the following has happened:

Kompany gone
Silva gone
Sane gone
Fernandinho legs gone.

Those four were critical to us being the best side in the country. You can’t just write off that quality of players and think that everything will just work out. Our signings/replacements are nowhere near the same level.

People can suck off Rodri and call him world class as much as they like, he is nowhere near the level of his predecessor.

People can call Mahrez our 2nd best player last season as much as they like, he isn’t fit to lace Sanes boots.

People can hope and pray (I’m doing it too) that Foden can replace Silva but they are massive boots to fill.

And finally, people can keep imagining that Stones can come good but even on his best day, he is 20% the player of Kompany and 0% the man and leader.

If we continue down this path of replacing world class/top players with players of a significantly lower level, or even worse, the continuation of this round peg, square hole behaviour, we will no longer see us challenging for titles. We will see us being top 4 hopefuls.

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

you are fucking brilliant

Diplomacy is overrated, everyone loves a good rant

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

The signings of other clubs are irrelevant, especially Liverpool. We finished 18 points behind them, it’s up to us to improve to catch them.

People seem to think this is a one-season issue, it isn’t. Since we were top of the tree in 18/19 the following has happened:

Kompany gone
Silva gone
Sane gone
Fernandinho legs gone.

Those four were critical to us being the best side in the country. You can’t just write off that quality of players and think that everything will just work out. Our signings/replacements are nowhere near the same level.

People can suck off Rodri and call him world class as much as they like, he is nowhere near the level of his predecessor.

People can call Mahrez our 2nd best player last season as much as they like, he isn’t fit to lace Sanes boots.

People can hope and pray (I’m doing it too) that Foden can replace Silva but they are massive boots to fill.

And finally, people can keep imagining that Stones can come good but even on his best day, he is 20% the player of Kompany and 0% the man and leader.

If we continue down this path of replacing world class/top players with players of a significantly lower level, or even worse, the continuation of this round peg, square hole behaviour, we will no longer see us challenging for titles. We will see us being top 4 hopefuls.

Bollocks (in bold)

 

[chesterbells]

The signings of other clubs are irrelevant, especially Liverpool. We finished 18 points behind them, it’s up to us to improve to catch them.

People seem to think this is a one-season issue, it isn’t. Since we were top of the tree in 18/19 the following has happened:

Kompany gone
Silva gone
Sane gone
Fernandinho legs gone.

Those four were critical to us being the best side in the country. You can’t just write off that quality of players and think that everything will just work out. Our signings/replacements are nowhere near the same level.

People can suck off Rodri and call him world class as much as they like, he is nowhere near the level of his predecessor.

People can call Mahrez our 2nd best player last season as much as they like, he isn’t fit to lace Sanes boots.

People can hope and pray (I’m doing it too) that Foden can replace Silva but they are massive boots to fill.

And finally, people can keep imagining that Stones can come good but even on his best day, he is 20% the player of Kompany and 0% the man and leader.

If we continue down this path of replacing world class/top players with players of a significantly lower level, or even worse, the continuation of this round peg, square hole behaviour, we will no longer see us challenging for titles. We will see us being top 4 hopefuls.

Who’s sucked off Rodri?
Hands up.

 

[kaz7]

Are you done stalking me? I’m getting a bit tired of you writing nothing constructive, just writing ”lol” and trying to tell me what to do and what to think.

No wonder you have a sick postcount. You take a breath.

Oh bugger off,you are standing out as this year's needy,even ric has told you to calm down,get laid or something

 

[Sir peace frog]

Oh bugger off,you are standing out as this year's needy,even ric has told you to calm down,get laid or something

@skyblues ,you could be in here son, you offering to lay him :)