It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

[SebastianBlue]

Greatest
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Bovril is franticly trying you cancel his registration of GoatBOOM.co.uk

 

[Irlamblue]

Can someone kindly tell me what GOAT means ? Thanks in advance.

its short for Goater

 

[BringBackSwales]

Can someone kindly tell me what GOAT means ? Thanks in advance.

Yes of course. It’s an animal that’s the second most likely to be shagged in Yorkshire

 

[SebastianBlue]

I'd give them zinchenko.

+ Carson

Let’s not get carried away.

 

[Shaelumstash]

Can automatic bans be issued to goat references

I’m quite looking forward to dusting off the feed the goat chants tbh.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Still runs tings......

 

[bluemoon32]

Hope Jesus stays

 

[BringBackSwales]

I don't. I'm saying how the talk of us including GJ or Bernardo in a deal doesn't make sense for us.

You said we want to get rid of our two best pressing players. As far as I know, apart from some bullshit speculation, we don’t. Don’t worry

 

[bobom]

Let’s not get carried away.

It's almost like getting scrappage on a car. Shame we haven't still got Mangala and Javi Garcia, that would knock £50m of Messi's price right there.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

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“Feed the GOAT and he will score” simply HAS to be Messi’s chant.

 

[city986]

Just to calm everyone down he's not the goat that's Maradona, but he's not bad for a little fella

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Pep wants him on a plane next week!!!!

This could get very ugly in the next 48 hours.

The contact in Abu Dhabi says he is ours.

Absolutely zero reason to doubt him either.

Bloody hell. I'm gonna stop posting tonight or I won't get any sleep.

Sounds like more encouraging movement on Koulibaly too.

 

[Stoned Rose]

It's almost like getting scrappage on a car. Sweet we haven't still got Mangala and Javi Garcia, that would add £50m to Messi's price right there.

 

[21silva]

I’m quite looking forward to dusting off the feed the goat chants tbh.

feed Leo and he will score

 

[SebastianBlue]

It's almost like getting scrappage on a car. Shame we haven't still got Mangala and Javi Garcia, that would knock 50p of Messi's price right there.

Just fixing the obvious monetary denomination error in your post.

 

[pudge]

Pep wants him on a plane next week!!!!

This could get very ugly in the next 48 hours.

The contact in Abu Dhabi says he is ours.

Absolutely zero reason to doubt him either.

Bloody hell. I'm gonna stop posting tonight or I won't get any sleep.

Sounds like more encouraging movement on Koulibaly too.

The amount of sick days called in after flight tracking Messi would be glorious.

 

[Scottish Cityzen]

He doesn't play those every week though. I recon he'll have to get used to the shock of only getting 25% of free kicks & most bookings not being bookings.

In addition to being a phenomenal player he also seems to have the patience of a saint, you never see him lose his temper or composure, even when the opposition take the piss.

Being so good he also seems to have the knack to evade/ride challenges.

Still trying to keep myself grounded on this one....but imagine....Lionel Fucking Messi doing his thing every week!

 

[EekC]

Pep wants him on a plane next week!!!!

This could get very ugly in the next 48 hours.

The contact in Abu Dhabi says he is ours.

Absolutely zero reason to doubt him either.

Bloody hell. I'm gonna stop posting tonight or I won't get any sleep.

Sounds like more encouraging movement on Koulibaly too.

Get Koulibaly to pick Messi up on the way

 

[N1985]

Pep wants him on a plane next week!!!!

This could get very ugly in the next 48 hours.

The contact in Abu Dhabi says he is ours.

Absolutely zero reason to doubt him either.

Bloody hell. I'm gonna stop posting tonight or I won't get any sleep.

Sounds like more encouraging movement on Koulibaly too.

Well, fuck!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Pep wants him on a plane next week!!!!

This could get very ugly in the next 48 hours.

The contact in Abu Dhabi says he is ours.

Absolutely zero reason to doubt him either.

Bloody hell. I'm gonna stop posting tonight or I won't get any sleep.

Sounds like more encouraging movement on Koulibaly too.

Why ugly mate?

Are we looking at bringing Phil Neville in as the new cleaner?