It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

[Shads]

Genuinely quite perplexing that Jorge Messi would need to travel all that way from Argentina to Barcelona for a single meeting that could've happened online. Unless Jorge Messi is planning on meeting and discussing terms with Txiki and Soriano in the same trip?

Because the meeting with Txiki and Ferran also can’t be done by zoom...?

 

[vincent]

Because the meeting with Txiki and Ferran also can’t be done by zoom...?

Perhaps not if we are talking about multi million pound contracts.

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

Because the meeting with Txiki and Ferran also can’t be done by zoom...?

Maybe it's also so he can meet up with Messi and the City boys and catch a ride over to England together?

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Not only do we track players, we also track agents/dads now.

 

[itisrising]

Because the meeting with Txiki and Ferran also can’t be done by zoom...?

Probably not. Especially if it involves signing documents.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

He’s not left the house for three days the lazy git, I doubt he’s even managed to get dressed. So no, probably not lifted a pen either.

What has this saga come to that we’re now going to watch a players dad on flight radar

We used to watch football, have a few beers and a scrap. Now we watch court cases, track flights and post on internet forums. This is the Modern world.

 

[Gremlin]

Maybe it's also so he can meet up with Messi and the City boys and catch a ride over to England together?

Both Argentina and Spain are on the UK Govt Coronavirus naughty list so I'm not sure a trip to Ringway is on the cards.

 

[lonestay]

Beunos aires to Barcelona is gonna be right on the range of that G5 might have to techstop for fuel that will add time ! .

 

[Stoned Rose]

Messi's latest Instagram post. Not sure if there's any cryptic clues in there.

All the signs clearly suggest he's got an interview for the librarian's job at Platt Lane Library.

 

[Phil1]

I'd be issuing restraining orders if I was Messi's old man.
Bunch of stalking fuckers that you all are..

 

[Stoned Rose]

I’d expect the nonsense coming out of Barca to get ever more batshit and hysterical over the next 24/48 hours. Plus the predictable and inevitable united/PSG ‘hijack’ stories

Nah the scum don't need him having acquired Jason Donny Van, the world's greatest midfielder.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Wait, what has Messi shot videos for?

Audition for the new Ben Dover.

 

[HaalandEffect]

Fake account on instagram? 1,5 million followers is low

 

[Stoned Rose]

That G5 will do Buenos Aires Barcelona in about 14 hours . Cruise speed around Mach 0.8 about 655 mph at ceiling height of 51thousand feet range about 7000 nm.

 

[Delboy352]

This has been alluded to before, but I hope the video they do has “that look” before he jumps on the chair, then gets into the back of the car and gives “that look”, followed by the arrival at the airport with “that look” then him with his back to us holding up a card...the camera moves round, he gives “that look” and the camera pans round to show the card saying MESSI followed of course by “that look.” I wish I could find the video I mean but it would mean a trawl back through hundreds of pages!!

 

[lonestay]

Sorry slipped back into a previous life then !!!! All geeked out now and feeling better !

 

[hobbsisablue]

How can people think it would be Navas? Fucking hell. That is laughable choice when we already have Walker Cancelo Couto and he is already old

Think Navas was said in jest. You not yet got to grips with Bluemoon humour?

 

[borassic]

Lionel Messi Airlines: Inside the Barcelona star's new private jet | Goal.com UK

As one of the greatest stars football has ever seen, Lionel Messi deserves to travel in style wherever he goes.

www.goal.com

Nice plane!

Live Flight Tracker - FlightAware

Flight Tracker (en route flights, arrivals, departures, history) with live maps and aircraft photos

uk.flightaware.com

Flew from Fort Lauderdale (US) 01:00 last night (their time) to Rosario (Argentina), landed just over 40 mins ago and still on the ground according to...

Live Flight Tracker - Real-Time Flight Tracker Map | Flightradar24

The world’s most popular flight tracker. Track planes in real-time on our flight tracker map and get up-to-date flight status & airport information.

www.flightradar24.com

as at 2.55pm BST....

This is the sort of material I come on BM for

 

[WRicko]

how do you track the plane

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

how do you track the plane

Tattoo does it
Mr ORourke swears by him