BillyShears
Well-Known Member
Kane is one of the most boring players on the planet, and I have no doubt that contributes to people not wanting him.
He has zero personality, he looks like a 40 year old accountant, he drifts out of games for long periods. He's not a player who makes me excited at all when I watch him play. He's not going to do anything spectacular, he just puts away clear chances. He's effective, but he's not exciting.
His vacuous personality also makes it much harder to overlook things like his undercutting players who are jumping, his occasional horrendous leg breaker challenge and the constant, non stop going to ground to win cheap free kicks because there's no positive to outshine the negative - look at Grealish, who has done much more controversial or outright bad things but comes across as likeable because he puts himself out there, he's not had his image scrubbed clean to the point of being devoid of life.
I'm sure Kane is a nice enough bloke behind the scenes and I'm sure he'll score a lot of goals here because we have players who'll put chances on a plate for him 40 times a season, but no one is going to get out of their seat when he scores a slightly scruffy header from 6 yards out to win the golden boot again.
If they ever reshot this scene in the thick of it, Harry Kane would be substituted in.
I'm sure he'll be very successful here, he'll put up numbers, we'll continue to win things, he will be a perfectly good striker for this side, but it won't stop him being a boring fuck.
As I said the other day, Kane isn't winning any popularity contests. But he'll help us win plenty of trophies!