i've got a stalker

[lefty goldblatt]

me (fuck knows why): grow your hair, it would suit you better.
her: oh thank you calum, thank you, i will.

The ones on her wart?

 

[TinFoilHat]

At least let her suck you off. She'll be grateful for the hot liquid drink.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Make sure you carry some pepper spray with you on the off chance she comes at you with a capital letter.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

she has one of those things that used to be called zimmer,
but nowadays they are much more funky,
wheels and everything,
much more sturdy.

Do you have a YouTube channel and a head shaped like a tictac?

 

[Deleted member 13905]

she says she is the same age as me.
but she appears so much more decrepit then me.
i think she might be playing the wink.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

@bluegirl74
you warned me about her months ago :)

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Make sure you carry some pepper spray with you on the off chance she comes at you with a capital letter.

x

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I thought it was a song at first.

Ha ha. So did I.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

 

[Barcon]

I've got a stalk on.