Jack Grealish

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metalblue said:
What the fuck is this? Tea made from flowers? Who even thought this shit up? Oh there’s a flower, think I’ll make a brew out of that. The should have stopped at nettle tea, least it sounds macho.
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You've obviously never tried Ayahuasca. Your attitude to flower-bssed tea would change sharpish. ;-)
 
TCIB said:
Courtesy of an absolute weird bullshitter on villatalk...

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My son replied "But, they aren't Aston Villa are they? If I love Villa what's the point winning trophies with someone else? If you win with them it means Villa haven't won. Surely if you're so good and you love Villa you would want to play for them to help them to win the trophies, right?"

My son replied "Dad, playing isn't just about winning. It's about having fun and enjoying yourself. How could I enjoy myself and have fun playing for another team and wearing different shirts? That wouldn't be fun for me. And I wouldn't need all that extra money either because Villa would be paying me enough. So I'd be happy as long as I played for them"."


I actually laughed out loud at that. What sort of sad fucker do you have to be to make up shit like that for.
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Villa talk is like RAWK.

Full of over emotional, whimsical bullshit.
 
TCIB said:
Courtesy of an absolute weird bullshitter on villatalk...

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My son replied "But, they aren't Aston Villa are they? If I love Villa what's the point winning trophies with someone else? If you win with them it means Villa haven't won. Surely if you're so good and you love Villa you would want to play for them to help them to win the trophies, right?"

My son replied "Dad, playing isn't just about winning. It's about having fun and enjoying yourself. How could I enjoy myself and have fun playing for another team and wearing different shirts? That wouldn't be fun for me. And I wouldn't need all that extra money either because Villa would be paying me enough. So I'd be happy as long as I played for them"."


I actually laughed out loud at that. What sort of sad fucker do you have to be to make up shit like that for.
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I saw that too. Obviously made up shit.

While I'm at it, tea and coffee are both shit too.
 
TonyM said:
He's got some calves.
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That’s bull
 
TCIB said:
Courtesy of an absolute weird bullshitter on villatalk...

"

My son replied "But, they aren't Aston Villa are they? If I love Villa what's the point winning trophies with someone else? If you win with them it means Villa haven't won. Surely if you're so good and you love Villa you would want to play for them to help them to win the trophies, right?"

My son replied "Dad, playing isn't just about winning. It's about having fun and enjoying yourself. How could I enjoy myself and have fun playing for another team and wearing different shirts? That wouldn't be fun for me. And I wouldn't need all that extra money either because Villa would be paying me enough. So I'd be happy as long as I played for them"."


I actually laughed out loud at that. What sort of sad fucker do you have to be to make up shit like that for.
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Hahaha one for the annual ‘Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards that
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TCIB said:
Courtesy of an absolute weird bullshitter on villatalk...

"

My son replied "But, they aren't Aston Villa are they? If I love Villa what's the point winning trophies with someone else? If you win with them it means Villa haven't won. Surely if you're so good and you love Villa you would want to play for them to help them to win the trophies, right?"

My son replied "Dad, playing isn't just about winning. It's about having fun and enjoying yourself. How could I enjoy myself and have fun playing for another team and wearing different shirts? That wouldn't be fun for me. And I wouldn't need all that extra money either because Villa would be paying me enough. So I'd be happy as long as I played for them"."


I actually laughed out loud at that. What sort of sad fucker do you have to be to make up shit like that for.
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His son doesnt even speak to him anymore
 
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