Jack Grealish

[SWP's back]

I doubt he'll be back somehow.

He promised.

 

[pudge]

Courtesy of an absolute weird bullshitter on villatalk...

"

My son replied "But, they aren't Aston Villa are they? If I love Villa what's the point winning trophies with someone else? If you win with them it means Villa haven't won. Surely if you're so good and you love Villa you would want to play for them to help them to win the trophies, right?"

My son replied "Dad, playing isn't just about winning. It's about having fun and enjoying yourself. How could I enjoy myself and have fun playing for another team and wearing different shirts? That wouldn't be fun for me. And I wouldn't need all that extra money either because Villa would be paying me enough. So I'd be happy as long as I played for them"."


I actually laughed out loud at that. What sort of sad fucker do you have to be to make up shit like that for.

Because Scouser Dennis Mortimer was a Villa fan...

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Courtesy of an absolute weird bullshitter on villatalk...

"

My son replied "But, they aren't Aston Villa are they? If I love Villa what's the point winning trophies with someone else? If you win with them it means Villa haven't won. Surely if you're so good and you love Villa you would want to play for them to help them to win the trophies, right?"

My son replied "Dad, playing isn't just about winning. It's about having fun and enjoying yourself. How could I enjoy myself and have fun playing for another team and wearing different shirts? That wouldn't be fun for me. And I wouldn't need all that extra money either because Villa would be paying me enough. So I'd be happy as long as I played for them"."


I actually laughed out loud at that. What sort of sad fucker do you have to be to make up shit like that for.

Are they still banging on about it

They need to come and have a look at our Vimto, Ribena, Herbal Tea, Oxo, Bovril Thread

They take life too seriously in the Villa camp

 

[mexico1970]

Courtesy of an absolute weird bullshitter on villatalk...

"

My son replied "But, they aren't Aston Villa are they? If I love Villa what's the point winning trophies with someone else? If you win with them it means Villa haven't won. Surely if you're so good and you love Villa you would want to play for them to help them to win the trophies, right?"

My son replied "Dad, playing isn't just about winning. It's about having fun and enjoying yourself. How could I enjoy myself and have fun playing for another team and wearing different shirts? That wouldn't be fun for me. And I wouldn't need all that extra money either because Villa would be paying me enough. So I'd be happy as long as I played for them"."


I actually laughed out loud at that. What sort of sad fucker do you have to be to make up shit like that for.

The blue side of the same coin would be.

Son asks Dad "Why do we support City?"

Dad replies "Because we are the best team in all the land and all the world".

"And we like to boil piss"

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Wonder what they’ve served him for his dinner at the campus?

Faggots gravy, mash and mushy peas.

 

[LongsightM13]

His son doesnt even speak to him anymore

“She’s taken the bairns”

 

[Rolo]

Do people put pepper in their Bovril? It's a must for me.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

The blue side of the same coin would be.

Son asks Dad "Why do we support City?"

Dad replies "Because we are the beat team in all the land and all the world".

"And we like to boil piss"

We used to wave bananas

Now we wave trophies

 

[eastmanc]

English breakfast/Earl grey that sort of thing.

Yeah that is shite, scented tea what is that all about. PG tips, Yorkshire tea and Tetleys now we’re talking.

 

[mexico1970]

Do people put pepper in their Bovril? It's a must for me.

It's got to be white pepper.