‘Dias is poor, Walker is washed up, Stones is finished, Ake can’t play two games on the bounce, Akanji can’t concentrate, Grealish has no end product, de Bruyne is a shadow of his self, Nunes is Phillips II, Kovacic is only a substitute, Alvarez is useless, Ederson is a liability, Ortega’s distribution is shocking, Haaland is a league two player, Bobb is too left-footed, Doku is headless, Lewis is too small, and Gvardiol hasn’t justified the fee.’
If it weren’t for Rodri, Foden, and Bernardo (and he unsurprisingly wants out from carrying the above freak show!), I don’t think we’d still be in the hunt for back-to-back trebles…