Jay Slater (missing kid in Tenerife)

[mexico1970]

The Canary Islands with Jane McDonald​

6:00 PM to 8:00 PM
Sunday 23 June

The singer and presenter visits the islands of Fuerteventura and Lanzarote and, among many experiences, she visits the volcanic tunnels of the Jameos del Agua caves

Episode 1
Tenerife: Jane heads up Mount Teide, jumps the waves at Siam Park and tries Canarian banana. (i bet she fuckin did)

Episode 2
Gran Canaria: Jane explores the magnificent Maspalomas sand dunes, and the pretty village of Firgas.

Episode 3
Fuerteventura: Jane visits an aloe vera farm and experiences naked yoga!
Episode 4
Lanzarote: Jane visits the volcanic tunnels of the Jameos del Agua caves and Timanfaya National Park. (be careful Jane, stay safe eh n carry shitloads of water)

I don't want to see Jane McDonald with bananas or playing naked yoga.

 

[splinter]

They normally congregate in a bar called Diana’s and their way of entrapment is a leaflet with a semi naked Eastern European variety with their tits out.

Highly successful I believe..

I might have to get myself a passport

 

[splinter]

I don't want to see Jane McDonald with bananas or playing naked yoga.

I'd have a go

 

[Maintainin]

Any birds of prey on the island

 

[mexico1970]

I'd have a go

FFS :)

 

[mexico1970]

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That's either fake tan on her hands or they've run out of toilet paper in the resort.

 

[Maintainin]

That's either fake tan on her hands or they've run out of toilet paper in the resort.

Think its the episode where she pissed in the pool.

...a mix of all three!

 

[mexico1970]

Think its the episode where she pissed in the pool.

...a mix of all three!

Hahah :)

 

[heslops barnet]

Take away the football side where the majority of (red) scousers aren’t wired up right and I’d take a scouser over the most folk.

You seem a well travelled person, I guess I’ve just been unlucky;-)

 

[mexico1970]

You seem a well travelled person, I guess I’ve just been unlucky;-)

Or is it that some people are more scouse than they let on to be ;-)