Jermaine Jenas sacked by the BBC

[Crooked_rain]

If it is sexual in nature, the limerick almost writes itself……

There once was a player named Jenas,
who got sacked for something quite grievous.
he whatsapped his knob
To a girl at his job
said "Danny Murphy looks a bit like my penis"

 

[lefty goldblatt]

There was a young man called Jermain
To the viewers, he was a pain
He whipped out his knob
It cost him his job
Which led to Mark Chapman's gain

 

[domalino]

Do I want to get embroiled in a discussion about the detail of the UK national broadcaster's HR policies - with an American, no less? Er thanks pal, but I think i'll decline that particular invitation.

I don't know why, but i'm getting a strong sense that you don't tend to get invited to many parties, @domalino. Would that be fair?

Well considering Im as American as Hadrians Wall, I would not trust those strong senses you get.

Theres no shame in admitting you just said something really fucking stupid and can’t back it up, try it.

Or you could just name an Uber woke HR policy seeing as you’re so familiar with them…

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Do I want to get embroiled in a discussion about the detail of the UK national broadcaster's HR policies - with an American, no less? Er thanks pal, but I think i'll decline that particular invitation.

I don't know why, but i'm getting a strong sense that you don't tend to get invited to many parties, @domalino. Would that be fair?

What's wrong with being an American?
I'm offended now.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What's wrong with being an American?
I'm offended now.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

There was a young man called Jermaine
Who for a little moment went in sane
Talk Sport said 'Hello'
And then said 'No! No!'
Hew Edwards, Savile once again

 

[GornikDaze]

There was a young man called Jermaine
Who for a little moment went in sane
Talk Sport said 'Hello'
And then said 'No! No!'
Hew Edwards, Savile once again

Stick to your quiz shows ffs! ;)

 

[citizen_maine]

Stick to your quiz shows ffs! ;)

He's neve been the same since he became American

 

[Stoned Rose]

There was a young man called Jermaine
Who for a little moment went in sane
Talk Sport said 'Hello'
And then said 'No! No!'
Hew Edwards, Savile once again

Very early Smiths lyrics?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Very early Smiths lyrics?

You didn't realise that I wrote poetry?