I unfortunately met this prick at a Falklands re-union bash a few years ago.
He doesn't like having the piss took out of him re his height, which is strange seeing he made a living from slagging people off.
He's very touchy...even more so when you point out that the only reason he had a half decent girl on his arm was due to his bank account.
Anyway apart from that the alcoholic woman beater is great in my eyes. Wonder if he could front a domestic violence campaign or is that political correctness gone mad?