Job interview at City - Got the job!!!!

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My advice would be forget it is at the city store, it is a retail job, if they have the choice of a rag with superb retail skills and a city fan with ok retail skills there will be only one choice for them, business is business afterall.

If they ask you about city then show your enthusiastic in the correct way.
 
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Carver said:
If they give you situation based questions remember to:

Situation, describe the situation

Task or Target, what was the goal or objective

Action, what you did,

Result – What happened using specifics and measurements
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Best way for people who use these type of techniques.....

Convert your sentences to a mass of as many buzz words as possibile even if they aren't relevant
Understand that you will be hated by most people in the world

Never forget to use every opportunity to be patronising to others

Try and lick as much arse as possible this will be your best career move

Strategy - always have one and even if you don't keep telling people to stick to it, this way when things fail you can blame them for not following it
 
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What job is it and where do i apply? Im going to go along just for the hell of it, get the job then quit just to show you all up!

Will deliver!
 
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johnny on the spot said:
Group interviews sound like a piss-take.
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I had one of these for a sales job
One element was passing a bag round (similar to the one they used for the FA Cup draw in years gone by) and in turn the candidates picked an object out and had to talk about it for a couple of minutes

I picked out a drinks coaster and the guy told me to shut the fuck up as I still had loads to say
 
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Well I won't be going to the interview today as I have just been offered another job which I could not refuse as the pay is a LOT better than the city job. But good luck to everyone else who have got one. Ps I have heard that if you have a season ticket that you have to miss one home game a month too (even if I did get the job I would have only been around till august as I would not be prepared to miss a home game ha)
 
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Had the interview this morning, just got a phone call back inviting me in for an hour's trial next Wednesday so sounds good so far! Thanks to all for advice and to the certain poster who made me have the idea of getting my cock out run through my mind at numerous points in the interview as he stated on here!
 
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DonnyCityLove said:
Had the interview this morning, just got a phone call back inviting me in for an hour's trial next Wednesday so sounds good so far! Thanks to all for advice and to the certain poster who made me have the idea of getting my cock out run through my mind at numerous points in the interview as he stated on here!
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good luck next week, and can i have a new next seasons shirt please, dont want it for nowt thou £10 will be fine
 
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A talent for windmilling won't go a miss for when we beat United again and the Red Army descend to have it with the windows.
 
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DonnyCityLove said:
Had the interview this morning, just got a phone call back inviting me in for an hour's trial next Wednesday so sounds good so far! Thanks to all for advice and to the certain poster who made me have the idea of getting my cock out run through my mind at numerous points in the interview as he stated on here!
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Well done!

And one for the grandkids that - "I was a contender me - I even had a trial for City when they were the premier league champions"! :-)
 
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Wear a suit but MCFC it up with a City tie.


(sorry if this has been said, I haven't read the whole thread)
 
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1961_vintage said:
DonnyCityLove said:
Had the interview this morning, just got a phone call back inviting me in for an hour's trial next Wednesday so sounds good so far! Thanks to all for advice and to the certain poster who made me have the idea of getting my cock out run through my mind at numerous points in the interview as he stated on here!
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Well done!

And one for the grandkids that - "I was a contender me - I even had a trial for City when they were the premier league champions"! :-)
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Already used that when I updates my facebook status haha! cheers everyone by the way will keep you updates how it goes Wednesday, will spend my time attempting to get discounts and trying to become the new ITK haha!
 
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Congratulations, mate. I'm really pleased for you.

I hope the trial goes well next week and that you're not found guilty ;-)
 
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Lomas has a lob on said:
Dress smart, be early, and make plenty of eye contact!
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I'd disagree about being early. We had a Lad turn up 30 minutes early for an interview once and I vividly recall my Manager going "he's here already?!" because there wasn't anywhere for him to sit aside from Reception. Be prompt.
 
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DonnyCityLove said:
Had the interview this morning, just got a phone call back inviting me in for an hour's trial next Wednesday so sounds good so far! Thanks to all for advice and to the certain poster who made me have the idea of getting my cock out run through my mind at numerous points in the interview as he stated on here!
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Ah, so the interviewers were using the old 'read your mind technique' eh! Next Wednesday remember to be thinking 'I'll get my cock out any minute now' and you'll breeze through the trial. Good luck and I'm glad my advice helped.
 
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Nice one mate, well done. I had an interview today (not at City) they rang me back and said the person who got the job beat me by a point or something like that. Rather annoying!
 
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Will the job involve working during our games?


Not so bad if you don't go but if you do throwing a sickie every time City play may start to raise a few suspicions ;-)
 
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SS117 said:
Nice one mate, well done. I had an interview today (not at City) they rang me back and said the person who got the job beat me by a point or something like that. Rather annoying!
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Ask to remain in consideration for future roles. If you really interested them then they might find something for you.
 
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Notinmylifetime said:
Dont be late, dont swear, dont fart more than once and never get your cock out.....and I'm talking from experience as I didn't get the job.
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...and switch your mobile off !!!!

... I got not one... but two calls, within a minute, at a crucial stage in an interview....the head honcho (scouse git) asked as the the second call started ringing..

..... "dyer wanner geh dat?"....

so glad those cocks ended up in league nowhere land !!!!<br /><br />-- Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:31 pm --<br /><br />
BlueMooner87 said:
Carver said:
If they give you situation based questions remember to:

Situation, describe the situation

Task or Target, what was the goal or objective

Action, what you did,

Result – What happened using specifics and measurements
Click to expand...

Best way for people who use these type of techniques.....

Convert your sentences to a mass of as many buzz words as possibile even if they aren't relevant
Understand that you will be hated by most people in the world

Never forget to use every opportunity to be patronising to others

Try and lick as much arse as possible this will be your best career move

Strategy - always have one and even if you don't keep telling people to stick to it, this way when things fail you can blame them for not following it
Click to expand...


having to wipe down the computer screen now...don't post this while I'm drinking !!!!
 
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