Lavinda Past
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Joke of the day
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Lavinda Past
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Lavinda Past
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Three traveling salesmen were riding together in the middle of nowhere when their car breaks down in the middle of a storm.
They find an old house where an old crone offers food and shelter - for a price. One of them will have to service her.
They draw straws, and the loser goes in the kitchen to service the old crone while the other two sit in the dining room.
He makes her bend over and covers her face. He sees a large vat of corn on the cob. Inspiration strikes.
He uses the corn cobs to 'take care' of old crone, tossing them out of the kitchen as they are used.
Soon he hears laughter from the dining room. "What are you laughing at?" He asks.
“There you are having to bang that old crone, while we sit in here eating fresh buttered corn on the cob that we just found..."
They find an old house where an old crone offers food and shelter - for a price. One of them will have to service her.
They draw straws, and the loser goes in the kitchen to service the old crone while the other two sit in the dining room.
He makes her bend over and covers her face. He sees a large vat of corn on the cob. Inspiration strikes.
He uses the corn cobs to 'take care' of old crone, tossing them out of the kitchen as they are used.
Soon he hears laughter from the dining room. "What are you laughing at?" He asks.
“There you are having to bang that old crone, while we sit in here eating fresh buttered corn on the cob that we just found..."
BlueMoonAcrossThePond
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Can we post videos here? Beats me... this is fucking hilarious...
Lavinda Past
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It seems that I completely misunderstood 'Pride Month'...
Does anybody want to buy seven lions?
Does anybody want to buy seven lions?
mancity2012_eamo
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Is that a MAGA rally, promotional video?
Lavinda Past
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A devout old shepherd lost his favorite Bible while he was out looking for a wayward lamb.
Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The shepherd couldn’t believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the sheep’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”
“Not really,” said the sheep. “Your name is written inside the cover.”
Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The shepherd couldn’t believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the sheep’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”
“Not really,” said the sheep. “Your name is written inside the cover.”
