Tuearts right boot
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Not even if it was a Hipocahontamus hide
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- Thread starter ColinBellsjockstrap
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mancity2012_eamo
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Ah yes.Sherbet lemons
Midget gems
Love hearts
Parma violets
Aniseed balls
Liquorice allsorts.
A half shillings worth please, Mr.Beirne. (Our local grumpy corner shopkeeper)
Football on the street.
Jumpers for goalposts.
3 and in.
Lavinda Past
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No way would a native North American have access to a hippopotamus hide.
The hippos were a gift to the native North Americans from Pablo Escobar as a sweetener for a prospective cocaine deal.
Everybody knows that...
Grassland Blue
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Are......Why is there two shit joke threads?
Grassland Blue
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We had white paper bags.Are you too young to remember sweets in big jars being sold by the pound and put into brown paper bags?
Nothing funny about that, I’m just curious.
2oz, & 1/4 lb
Lavinda Past
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These FOC sweetie jokes aren't hitting the mark at all.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
mancity2012_eamo
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Less of the F if you please.These FOC sweetie jokes aren't hitting the mark at all.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I’m just an OC.
Lavinda Past
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Man: "How much for anal?"
Hooker: "Sixty quid."
Man: "That's a bit expensive. I'll leave it.
"Hooker: "Tight arse!"
Man: "Go on then, you've persuaded me!"
Hooker: "Sixty quid."
Man: "That's a bit expensive. I'll leave it.
"Hooker: "Tight arse!"
Man: "Go on then, you've persuaded me!"
Lavinda Past
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Pulled a gypsy bird last night. She asked me did I want to go back to hers for a good time...
She wasn't fucking kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!
She wasn't fucking kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!
Lavinda Past
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A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time and introduces her to his parents.
"This is Amanda."
His dad jumps up and says, "It's a fucking what?"
"This is Amanda."
His dad jumps up and says, "It's a fucking what?"