Joke of the day

[Lavinda Past]

Why is there two shit joke threads?

Thus one is the naughty step. The other is meh.

 

[KS55]

Why is there two shit joke threads?

A double shit thread works wonders, works wonders, works wonders..
(Apologies to Double Diamond)

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Pep is so multi talented, that back in the day he stepped in for Freddie when he wanted a night off from the concert tour, and no-one noticed.
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"We are the champions"

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

It'd be better too if it were a jam tart shop and not a sweet shop!

Are you too young to remember sweets in big jars being sold by the pound and put into brown paper bags?
Nothing funny about that, I’m just curious.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Southgate goes into a bar.

And he said ouch.
It was an iron bar.

The guy swinging it said, “ that’s for Phil, you muppet”.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Are you too young to remember sweets in big jars being sold by the pound and put into brown paper bags?
Nothing funny about that, I’m just curious.

Cola cubes
Torpedos
White mice
Black jacks
Pear drops
Flying saucers
........

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[KS55]

Cola cubes
Torpedos
White mice
Black jacks
Pear drops
Flying saucers
........

Sherbet lemons
Midget gems
Love hearts
Parma violets
Aniseed balls
Liquorice allsorts.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sherbet lemons
Midget gems
Love hearts
Parma violets
Aniseed balls

Aniseed ball.....a blast from the past. Red outer, white inner with a black thingy right in the centre ?????

 

[Barcon]

Some of them are designed for those of a higher intellectual level, some for lower.

Unfortunately, one size does not fit all.

What you have to bear in mind is that the thread isn't just for you to read. Jokes are for everyone to enjoy or groan at.

No way would a native North American have access to a hippopotamus hide.