Joke of the Week!

[Richard]

Apparently, teenagers in the UK are six times more likely to get pregnant than those in France.
I think we should follow their example: rather than handing out condoms to our school kids, we should stop them wearing deodorant.


ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ


What's (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) easiest way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on?

This Chris Brown bloke doesn't seem like a very nice fella..........ella...........ella

 

[PoolHustler]

Why did Cadburys invent white chocolate?

So black kids can get messy to

 

[johnmc]

Why did Cadburys invent white chocolate?

So black kids can get messy to

ALERT ALERT PC BRIGADE ALERT ALERT

 

[jimharri]

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my plumber has.

 

[tueartsboots]

Why are Rags buried 30 ft underground?


Cos deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down they are very nice peopl

 

[MMA]

Q. how many rags does it take to stop a bus?
A. not a f***in nuff.

 

[PoolHustler]

Why does Rafa Benitez keep rotating his squad?

To keep the robbers guessing who'll be at home on matchdays!

 

[jimharri]

What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy?

A scouser wouldn't know how to milk a cow.

 

[mammutly]

Little lad and nasty man walking through the woods at night.

Little lad says : I'm soooooo scared

Nasty man says: You're scared?!! I've got to walk back on my own!

 

[rhysonaldinho]

Man says to his wife "try and make me happy and sad at the same time"

Wife says "you have a bigger d*** than your mates"

i'll get me coat