Joke of the Week!

[droylsdenblue]

a man walks into a bar, he says ouch!....











is that joke rubbish?

That is one of my classics ! Amazing how long it takes some people to get it !

On a par with; A dyslexic walks into a bra......

Or the dyslexis who went to a toga party dressed as a goat!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

what did the jewish pervert say to the little girl















your not going to eat all those fucking toffees are you

 

[droylsdenblue]

a man walks into a bar, he says ouch!....











is that joke rubbish?

That is one of my classics ! Amazing how long it takes some people to get it !

On a par with; A dyslexic walks into a bra......

Or the dyslexis who went to a toga party dressed as a goat!

Or the dyslexic pirate who had a carrot on his shoulder!

 

[tueartsboots]

what did the jewish pervert say to the little girl















your not going to eat all those fucking toffees are you

You want to buy a sweetie?

 

[bornblueegg]

What's Rubert Bear's middle name?




The

 

[tueartsboots]

What is big red and lies in the gutter?































A dead bus !

 

[bornblueegg]

How do you know when an elephant has been in your fridge.


Footprints in the butter

 

[PoolHustler]

When did Pinocchio realise he was made of wood?

When he had a wank and his dick caught fire.

 

[Richard]

Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other 'how do you drive this thing'

 

[johnmc]

Heard about the Magic Tractor

It turned in to a field