Joke thread

The BBC news channel have just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of them women and a picture taken of each of them from the 70's.






The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.
 
I was frantically trying to clean the spunk off my sisters duvet when my mum walked in. She took one look at me and shouted "YOU'RE DISGUSTING!!". "I'm disgusting?" I replied "She's the one who spat it out!!
 
When will these Jimmy Savile sex allegations ever end?

Police are now saying Jeremy Beadle may have had a small hand in it.
 
A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in switzerland for the last 2 years. He has recently married a local girl who can wash up with 1 hand, cook with the other, dust with a foot while sucking his cock as she opens a beer with her arse.
She's a swiss army wife.
 
Just got back from a mates funeral.
He died after been hit on head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
 
My girlfriend was putting sun cream on."Do you mind doing my back?" she asked."Let's pretend I'm your butler" I winked. "My name's Dawes.""Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?"And that was all the invitation I needed...I'm now single.

Just been walking the dogs in the park and spotted a Man Utd season ticket nailed to a tree. Well I thought I'm having that......you can never have too many nails can you. !!!!
 
San Marino were a tougher opponent back in the 80's when they were just a quarterback for Miami Dolphins

Courtesy of @mcfccassy
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Unread Posts

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
✖
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.