Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Maintainin]

 

[Maintainin]

 

[Maintainin]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[ray21]

The auto correction my phone hasn’t got used to me yet.

It’s still thinks I like watching canal fishing
Videos.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Just heard the Boeing CEO has resigned.
Hopefully when he left he closed the door properly behind him.

 

[kippaxneil]

My wife is very upset with me. She found some letters I’d been hiding. She says she feels betrayed and has lost all trust in me. I can’t say I blame her; I feel so ashamed.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she never plays Scrabble with me again.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Just heard the Boeing CEO has resigned.
Hopefully when he left he closed the door properly behind him.

I think his open door policy was not so appropriate

 

[horlock_was_super]

I think his open door police was not so appropriate

Typical of the police!
Never there when they’re needed - that door wouldn’t have fell off if they’d been doing their job properly!

;)

 

[blue44]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Typical of the police!
Never there when they’re needed - that door wouldn’t have fell off if they’d been doing their job properly!

;)

Really need to wear my glasses. Policy!!

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Maintainin]

 

[Blue Llama]

Barcelona want Haaland.

 

[kippaxneil]

Breaking News: Jigsaw murderer falls to pieces at trial and gets sentenced to 4 years and over.