Joke thread

[Citizen of Legoland]

Someone had better explain it to me

The book had 'seemingly' made its way from the ocean to the bedside table drawer all by itself, because it was "still wet".

Some jokes are really bad that they need explaining but can at least raise a weak smile. This one is a whole new category.

 

[MarsLlama]

Who's the greatest living songwriter? Taylor Swift, apparently:



At least I assume this was a joke.

 

[snorky]

Someone had better explain it to me

Me too.... what the fuck is a faucet?

 

[goalmole]

Me too.... what the fuck is a faucet?

A faucet is the American word for tap, as in water tap.

 

[dickie davies]

Me too.... what the fuck is a faucet?

A blonde who married Lee Majors

 

[TheBlueDune]

A blonde who married Lee Majors

Don't push it

 

[snorky]

A faucet is the American word for tap, as in water tap.

;)

Mercans are funny.
And fat.

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

;)

Mercans are funny.
And fat.

That's the first one that's made me laugh for ages

 

[dogmeat]

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Courtesy Private Eye