joke thread....

[m7mcfc]

A woman goes to the Doctor and says " I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina"
The Doctor has a look and starts laughing and tells her.
"They are not postage stamps they are stickers off bananas"

 

[goalmole]

A woman goes to the Doctor and says " I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina"
The Doctor has a look and starts laughing and tells her.
"They are not postage stamps they are stickers off bananas"

Or the man from Del Monte has been there.

 

[bluebc]

 

[bluebc]

 

[dogmeat]

 

[blueish swede]

Test for narcissism

Spoiler: Part 1

Take a moment to think about yourself.

Spoiler: Part 2

If you made it to part two, you're not a narcissist.

shamelesly stolen fro a TED talk.

 

[CALCIO POTATO]

A monologue - not strictly a joke..... I was speaking to a lad about the lack of true entertainers in the music world and i said that we could do with a new Freddie Mercury and he replied "yeah but we've got Ed Sheeran"!!

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bluebc]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I entered my sons room and said, "Remember boy, masturbating can make you go blind." "I'm over here dad," he replied.