Joke thread

[KS55]

Yes, in many areas pork is eaten. It’s cows they don’t eat.

There are 80 million beef eaters in India. Almost half of all Indian Muslims eat beef.

 

[Chippy_boy]

I did laugh out loud at Bob Mortimer joke pulled from a christmas cracker on a show I just watched.

Doctor: You're suffering from hypochondria.

Patient: Not that as well :-(

 

[Xhavenjoe]

There are 80 million beef eaters in India

Crikey, that seems excessive. There's only 16 of them in total outside Buckingham Palace and they have to cover 24/7.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

This page has the worst collection of jokes in the entire thread!?

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Crikey, that seems excessive. There's only 16 of them in total outside Buckingham Palace and they have to cover 24/7.

Senile buggers! Tell them to get back to the Tower of London, the Chief Yeoman Warder is doing his nut!

 

[goalmole]

There are 80 million beef eaters in India. Almost half of all Indian Muslims eat beef.

Quite a few Hindus are beef eaters too.
Especially in the southern states.

 

[Blue Mist]

Quite a few Hindus are beef eaters too.
Especially in the southern states.

Alabama?

 

[idahoblues]

Alabama?

Don’t fuck with Bama, Baldy

 

[BimboBob]

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Came on here for a few laughs and there is a debate about what meat people eat?? This isn't funny! Sort it out chaps.