Joke thread

[CALCIO POTATO]

West ham West ham sign him up

 

[knuckles]

It says “Please send future royalties to Universal”…

I just say, "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" and thats all I'm gonna say to you!

 

[knuckles]

Especially in the Match Day thread!

 

[knuckles]

Mmmmmm I could eat these!

 

[Dicko69]

Especially in the Match Day thread!
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The older I get, the less a life sentence is a deterrent

 

[mrcunny]

Mmmmmm I could eat these!
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Yould be surprised but the Scotch egg was also invented in India...

 

[knuckles]

Why was that a thing?

 

[moggymoz]

Why was that a thing?
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This has got to be the funniest joke I've seen in this thread, absolutely hilariously funny.

 

[Coatigan]

Mmmmmm I could eat these!
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Fun fact, scotch eggs originated in India. The name doesn't even relate to Scotland.

 

[mat]