Joke thread

[BackofJeanette]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I think he's confused and mincing his words

Steak your life on it.

Oh, don't start coming out with all that tripe.

I see the rib ticklers are back

Too many meat puns.
Time we moved on, quickly.
Chop-chop

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Too many meat puns.
Time we moved on, quickly.
Chop-chop

I only came on to check the football news 20 minutes ago and I' now I've been converted to veganism

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I only came on to check the football news 20 minutes ago and I' now I've been converted to veganism

Sorry for all the Quorny puns
I couldn't think of a better line for Tofu

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Grassland Blue]

Too many meat puns.
Time we moved on, quickly.
Chop-chop

Yes I agree.
We need to get bacon track!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Too many meat puns.
Time we moved on, quickly.
Chop-chop

Very good, well done.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Too many meat puns.
Time we moved on, quickly.
Chop-chop

I agree so I’m leaving the thread now. Tartare.

 

[mat]

What do meat people eat ?

Some on here eat Moose Cock