Joke thread

[nw42]

 

[oakiecokie]

...so did he save her life? I haven't seen anything in the news.

No, but some fuckers once hung a monkey.

 

[manclad]

Just enjoy your self

"It's later than you think"!!

 

[crazyg]

No, but some fuckers once hung a monkey.

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[Uwe Already]

No, but some fuckers once hung a monkey.

It was spying for the French tho, so fair do’s

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Well Wisher]

It was spying for the French tho, so fair do’s

We did it. People can thank us or not. We're too cool to demand recognition for it...

 

[Indaparkside]

Fantastic joke - keep em coming

Only I told it on here months ago

 

[hammocity]

Although not unattractive, I would stop short of calling her beautiful.
About 4 pints of Holts's could make her desirable I reckon.

God invented beer so ugly women could get shagged.