Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[hammocity]

Girl goes to the Doctors:

“I’ve got a terrible rash on the inside of my thigh’s”

Doc has a look and says

“Does your boyfriend wear ear rings?”

“Yes, he has several”

Doc

“tell him his ear rings aren’t real gold”.

 

[hammocity]

Egg and bacon in a frying pan

Egg says “its hot in here”

Bacon says “fuck me, a talking egg”

 

[Cellarite]

Bloke goes into a pet shop
"Can I have ten bees please?"
Shopkeeper says "of course that will be £10" bloke walks out and comes back 5 minutes later.
"Excuse me but you've put 11 bees in only paid for ten"
Shopkeeper says "yeah that's a free bee"

 

[BimboBob]

Egg and bacon in a frying pan

Egg says “its hot in here”

Bacon says “fuck me, a talking egg”

@Barcon likes this

 

[Blue Mist]

@Barcon likes this

Why ?

 

[Barcon]

Why ?

I like bacon and eggs or eggs and bacon (just covering my bases).

 

[Barcon]

@Barcon likes this

 

[BimboBob]

I like bacon and eggs or eggs and bacon (just covering my bases).

Well known for it.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Elton John bought his pet rabbit a treadmill for Christmas as it was a bit overweight.

After 2 months if excercise it's now a little fit bunny....