Joke thread

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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Someone....anyone.......!!

 

[A57 the snake]

Someone....anyone.......!!

As reply’s go that’s made me chuckle then laugh and nearly pissed me sen brilliant!!!

 

[sir baconface]

Yesterday I was beginning to regret asking Lionel Richie round for dinner.

He asked once, twice, three times for gravy.

Hello?

 

[KS55]

Someone....anyone.......!!

I laughed out loud at that one.

 

[bladdered]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

As reply’s go that’s made me chuckle then laugh and nearly pissed me sen brilliant!!!

Nope, I'm missing something........

 

[A57 the snake]

Nope, I'm missing something........

I am to your was exactly what I was asking myself

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Nope, I'm missing something........

Yes, three.

Let me explain…

The two wheels on his bicycle, which is outside, are both round. But, if I rounded them myself there would be no wheels.

I hope that cleared it up.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Yes, three.

Let me explain…

The two wheels on his bicycle, which is outside, are both round. But, if I rounded them myself there would be no wheels.

I hope that cleared it up.

Outside where exactly ??

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Outside where exactly ??

Just round the corner

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Just round the corner

Right...the penny's finally dropped. That's a really shit joke, even by BMs standards.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Mr Fraser]

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That answers my question on a different thread

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[ChicagoBlue]

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