Joke thread

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[Alan Harper's Tash]

A policeman pulled me over on the motorway.

He came to the window and said, "Papers".
I replied, "Scissors, I win" and drove off.

He must want a rematch, he's been chasing me for miles now.

 

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[Barcon]

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I sez, pardon?

 

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[dronefromsector7G]

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Must be your shop ;-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

I sez, pardon?

Thanks for noticing... Now deleted.

(Note the professional attitude...)

:-)

 

[Barcon]

Thanks for noticing... Now deleted.

(Note the professional attitude...)

:-)

I thought I was stroking out ; )

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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I'd like to see Roy Castle and Norris McWhirter judge that one.

 

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