Joke thread

[Uwe Already]

I have a friend who worships certain shades of blue. He's a cyantologist.

 

[NorCalBlue]

My wife just spent ten thousand pounds on a gold-plated box inlaid with jewels just to store her almonds in. What a nutcase!

 

[DrBlueBob]

I'll try and slip one in

I knew there was a cow corner joke somewhere but I didn't realise how good it was. Well done Sir.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I knew there was a cow corner joke somewhere but I didn't realise how good it was. Well done Sir.

He should pat himself on the back.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Big Swifty]

She was only a fishmongers daughter,
But she would lie on a slab and you could fillet.

She was only a welders daughter
But she has acetylene tits.

She was only an admiral's daughter
But her navel base was full of discharged semen

She was only a barmaid's daughter
But she pilled the wrong knob and got stout

 

[Blue Mist]

She was only an admiral's daughter
But her navel base was full of discharged semen

She was only a barmaid's daughter
But she pilled the wrong knob and got stout

She was only the ex footballers daughter
But she got her toes sucked by her micro dicked wanker dad.

Any good?

 

[Big Swifty]

She was only the ex footballers daughter
But she got her toes sucked by her micro dicked wanker dad.

Any good?

No, sorry........

 

[Big Swifty]

I'm suffering from an attack of Alice

I don't know what it is, but Christopher Robin went down with it

(Courtesy of A A Milne)

 

[Grassland Blue]

I'm suffering from an attack of Alice

I don't know what it is, but Christopher Robin went down with it

(Courtesy of A A Milne)

Grealish wears an Alice band - if that helps...