Joke thread

[superwatsonwatson]

Just make sure the maiden has no balls.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[oakiecokie]

How could he not miss those fine legs.

Its the crease in between that I`m more interested in.

 

[manclad]

Its the crease in between that I`m more interested in.

She was only a cricketers daughter -
But she would always take a full toss in the crease !!!

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I bet you were really stumped when she left

Was there a third man involved?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

She was only a cricketers daughter -
But she would always take a full toss in the crease !!!

She was only a cricketers daughter,
But he bowled the maiden over.

She was only a farmer’s daughter,
But all the men knew her.

 

[manclad]

She was only a cricketers daughter,
But he bowled the maiden over.

She was only a farmer’s daughter,
But all the men knew her.

She was only a fishmongers daughter,
But she would lie on a slab and you could fillet.

She was only a welders daughter
But she has acetylene tits.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[oakiecokie]

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I know I shouldn`t laugh but .... fffffsss.

 

[Uwe Already]

She was only a fishmongers daughter,
But she would lie on a slab and you could fillet.

She was only a welders daughter
But she has acetylene tits.

“To be honest, I’m not really a welder”